Or require bubble suits and ban anyone from leaving their couch.
People fall in their showers and drown in their tubs so ban bathing.
Mother’s milk contains cancer cells so ban breast feeding.
Hamburgers also contain cancer causing agents and lord knows what other toxins and it once moo’ed so ban them as well.
There’s toxins in the air so they might as well ban breathing whild they’re at it.
Hey, don’t give Mike Bloomberg any more wacky ideas for NYC.