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Top 10: Essential Items to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse
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Posted on 12/03/2010 9:15:29 AM PST by JoeProBono

There’s nothing worse than getting caught in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse empty handed. Tools are key to survival, and especially when your survival depends on a war waged with the living dead. Here is a list of 10 essential items to survive a Zombie Apocalypse.



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To: Mr. Silverback
Cracked did an article on why a zombie apocalypse wouldn’t be much of a problem. Between dogs, insects, heat and/or cold, almost all zombies would be immobile or dog and fly poop on day one or two.

And you actually believed him? Well, when the day comes, you're going to be cursing him.........

141 posted on 12/03/2010 5:40:08 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (There's only one cure for Obamarrhea......)
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To: JoeProBono

Everything I know about Zombies I learned on Zombie Squad. (zombiehunters.org)


142 posted on 12/03/2010 5:54:00 PM PST by NoAmnesty (I don't have a tagline, but if I did, it would be here!)
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To: JoeProBono

Is that an electric razor? How does that help fight zombies?


143 posted on 12/03/2010 6:48:13 PM PST by tbw2 (Freeper sci-fi - "Sirat: Through the Fires of Hell" - on amazon.com)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Depends on what the disease does to the tissue, such as making it toxic to any living thing that tries to eat it.


144 posted on 12/03/2010 6:59:43 PM PST by tbw2 (Freeper sci-fi - "Sirat: Through the Fires of Hell" - on amazon.com)
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To: PapaBear3625

Is that a Falchion (sp?)?


145 posted on 12/03/2010 7:08:05 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: hoyt-clagwell; erod; Lazamataz
This is what most of us would actually end up with.

Laz would hit it.

146 posted on 12/03/2010 7:18:45 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: Little Bill

Yeah, but they gotta pay.


147 posted on 12/03/2010 7:28:51 PM PST by correctthought ("Obamunism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom" - Liberty Prime)
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To: Lurker

I’d go with a mace or a tetsubo...

my 2 cents


148 posted on 12/03/2010 7:31:19 PM PST by correctthought ("Obamunism is a temporary setback on the road to freedom" - Liberty Prime)
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To: DManA

Luckily they’re easy to identify – they walk around with blank stares mumbling the words Change and Hope endlessly.


149 posted on 12/03/2010 7:50:46 PM PST by Doctor Prepper (Dig a well BEFORE you’re thirsty – Chinese proverb)
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To: OB1kNOb

But they keep doing the wrong stuff.

Would you EVER leave those women alone. I would be giving them all the protectin’ they could handle.


150 posted on 12/03/2010 8:19:51 PM PST by Vermont Lt (Don't taze my junk bro.)
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To: JoeProBono

PFC Lumberjack, reporting for duty!


151 posted on 12/03/2010 8:27:20 PM PST by Vermont Lt (Don't taze my junk bro.)
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To: JoeProBono
Always a good tool for CQB with Zombies...

Learn the proper technique (its a snap of the wrist at the end of the swing) and them Zombie heads will come right off!


Remember this lady? She knew what to do!

152 posted on 12/03/2010 9:13:12 PM PST by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus - Domari Nolo)
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To: Hot Tabasco

Cracked is a website, not a person.

Here’s the article:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

But here’s another one detailing 5 ways a zombie apocalypse could really happen:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Enjoy!


153 posted on 12/03/2010 10:27:41 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: tbw2

True, but that’s just the first problem:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html


154 posted on 12/03/2010 10:30:31 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Mr. Silverback

155 posted on 12/04/2010 12:13:12 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: Tainan

156 posted on 12/04/2010 12:16:51 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Visualize)
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To: JoeProBono
The foremost thought that always seems to trouble my mind and torment my sleep is the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse...

The second most troubling thought I have is that once the Zombie Apocalypse sweeps the entire planet nothing at all will have changed in Washington D.C.

157 posted on 12/04/2010 4:19:19 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Mr. Silverback; Lazamataz
<------ Where is Laz? OH HERE IS LAZ!
158 posted on 12/04/2010 8:54:44 AM PST by DCBryan1 (FORGET the lawyers...first kill the "journalists". (Die Ritter der Kokosnuss))
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To: DCBryan1; Lazamataz

Oh man, that is just wrong!

That creature’s...uh, area of interest is the one thing I’m sure Laz wouldn’t hit!


159 posted on 12/04/2010 11:10:58 AM PST by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: Tainan

What movie was that woman from? I remember her character.


160 posted on 12/05/2010 9:14:11 AM PST by hoyt-clagwell (5:00 AM Gym Crew)
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