[Hot Tabasco]

Cracked did an article on why a zombie apocalypse wouldn’t be much of a problem. Between dogs, insects, heat and/or cold, almost all zombies would be immobile or dog and fly poop on day one or two.

And you actually believed him? Well, when the day comes, you're going to be cursing him.........

[Mr. Silverback]

Cracked is a website, not a person.

Here’s the article:

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

But here’s another one detailing 5 ways a zombie apocalypse could really happen:

http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

Enjoy!