To: markomalley
If these are original, congrats, they’re brilliant. Thanks for starting my day off with a good laugh.
2 posted on
11/29/2010 6:08:10 AM PST by
Excellence
(Buy Progresso, take off the label, write "not halal," mail to Campbell's soup company.)
To: markomalley
Heard this one yesterday...
“We handle more packages than UPS.”
3 posted on
11/29/2010 6:12:34 AM PST by
Holen1
To: markomalley
4 posted on
11/29/2010 6:25:56 AM PST by
neutrino
(Globalization is the economic treason that dare not speak its name.(173))
To: markomalley
.............................TSA........................
We even have our own song:
“See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Heal Me” by The Who
5 posted on
11/29/2010 6:26:15 AM PST by
kitkat
( Obama didn't say Hope and Change, he said Hype and Chains.)
To: markomalley
6 posted on
11/29/2010 6:41:01 AM PST by
KeyLargo
To: markomalley
Here's the one that I saw for real, in the airport in my hometown:
"A job with x-ray vision and benefits."
7 posted on
11/29/2010 6:53:05 AM PST by
OKSooner
(Obama confessed "his muslim faith" on the George Stephanopolous show on September 7th, 2008.)
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