Posted on 11/17/2010 2:59:17 PM PST by sdcraigo
The way TSA is "handling" things, I think they should be referred to as T&A, which, as some of you might know, refers to two parts of the female anatomy.
Apologies in advance for my first vanity post - I know it's sophomoric, but the shoe fits...
Love it!
I can’t help but think that alot of ‘screeners’ are going to enjoy groping men...and they get PAID to do it!
Actually, I like it!
I thought “Touching Sensitive Areas” was the best alternate meaning yet.
I think it was Newt Gingrich last night said, “TSA stands for Thousands Standing Around.”
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I have an idea. why not train “escorts/stripers” at least great looking ones and let the customer choose who to be gropped by. seems like a win win. lower the working girls time to break the law and give a thrill to the great unwashed.
TSA= Thousands Sexually Assaulted
I wonder if they will suspect I have a dangerous package.
Just a thought.
To use strippers for the task would be considered prostitution. To use the TsA is considered government work. Same thing, uglier people.
TSA - T.oo S.tupid for A.rby’s
TSA, the home of Grope-a-Dope.
It’s sophomoric, but you nailed it!!!
LOL thanks for the laugh.
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