Held, pelletgun, blowgun, spitball/straw (i.e., a gun that expels a projectile using compressed air, carbon dioxide, lung gases, propane, cow flatulence, or similar gas) replicas of Brazilian dart blowngun or NYC zipguns variant firearms that provide housing for lips and tongue firing mechanism with substantially the same design as Brazilian lethal dart blowgun receivers, and mounting points for attaching an upper assembly containing a long barrel and lip mounting, are “firearm frames or receivers,” and are, therefore, “firearms,” as that term is defined by 18 U.S.C. 921(a)(3)(B), and its implementing regulation, 27 CFR 478.11., unless excepted by authors of this ruling who are blowing hot air, which is in vast supply and thus need not be subject to the above regulations and penalties, unless accompanied by young topless Brazilian tribal jungle virgins bearing said firearms in search of tree monkeys.
Here’s the real deal:
The left has finally realized that MANY young men are getting “combat” experience with replica weapons that function nearly identically to the real firearm and excessories.
This scares them spitless. Imagine these young men with real weapons under the command of a retired officer, resisting domestic tyranny.