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DUmmie FUnnies 11-04-10 ("WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!"/ "Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 4, 2010 | DUmmie BanTheGOP, DUmmie Pirate Smile, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 11/04/2010 6:11:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

It must take some strong drugs for a Democrat to derive any pleasure from the pounding they took on Tsunami Tuesday. But leave it to the members of the Reality-Based Community® to read those repudiating results as an AFFIRMATION of their progressive agenda! Elisabeth Kübler-Ross would classify this as "Denial," I'm guessing, in her Five Stages of Grief.

Among the delusional deniers are DUmmie BanTheGOP with this THREAD, "WHAT A GREAT NIGHT!" and DUmmie Pirate Smile with this THREAD, "Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)"

So let us take a visit to the DUmmie FUnnie Farm, where the psychotropically-induced hallucinations are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, are in the [brackets]:

WHAT A GREAT NIGHT! CONGRATULATIONS, PRESIDENT OBAMA AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!!

[WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! IT'S A CAPITAL FOURTH!!]

Big Winners
Barrack Obama
Harry Reid
David Coons
The Progressive Movement

[Big Winners
Pittsburgh Pirates
Los Angeles Clippers
Detroit Lions
The Cassette Movement]

Big Losers
The Republican Party
Sarah Palin
Rush Limbaugh
Glen Beck
The Tea Party
O'Donnell
Sharron Angle

[Here in Bizarro World, winning am BAD!]

Losers Who Thought They Won
Marco Rubio
Rand Paul

[LOOSERS!]

Election Day 2010 was a BANNER day for the Democratic Party. . . .

[More like BRUCE BANNER, when he gets real angry. But you're not there yet, are you, BanTheGOP? You're still in Denial.]

President Obama has put out the most ambitious, most progressive agenda on the line, and progressives won overall because we kept the Senate, and even though we lost the House, we didn't lost it by much.

[The Pittsburgh Pirates didn't lose ALL 162 games!]

Yes, the House was lost.

[Just a flesh wound, a mere trifle!]

But we only lost by 60!

["Hey, that hole in the hull COULD be bigger!" --Captain Smith, RMS Titanic]

Considering many experts, including myself, were predicting up to a HUNDRED seats lost, and you can see that we really GAINED FORTY SEATS. . . .

[The New Math! Or is it the New Meth?]

we will be able to focus our resources into ensuring that 2012 will be our YEAR where we will PERMANENTLY DESTROY THE rEPUBLICAN MOVEMENT ONCE AND FOR ALL!!

[Man, what ARE you smoking!!!]

lets move forward, place the targets SQUARELY on the so called teabagger "winners" and COMMENCE FIRING!! Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, expect to be totally destroyed. By the time WE get done with you, YOU will be in prison for LIFE.

[OR LONGER!]

we will finally rid our society and our planet from the scourge of capitalist, republican oppression.

[OK, DUmmie BanTheGOP, you and your whopping 468 posts, I'm just gonna come right out and say it: Are you some kind of a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL??? You post is SOOOO over the top, I'm guessing you might be MOCKING the DUmmies! But your deep delusion could just be a series traumatic-stress coping mechanism, I suppose. Well, in any case, let's see if anyone agrees with your unbounded optimism . . .]

I applaud your optimism.

[And question your sanity.]

Let's expose the whackos in the House and shut them down.

[News flash: Grayson is OUTTA THERE!]

it's time for Barack to lace up some Made-in-the-U.S.A. steel-toed sh*t-kickers.

{For his Made-in-Indonesia feet.]

There is going to be intense pressure on President Obama because his words and actions are going to set the tone for 2012. I have complete faith in his ability to maneuver through the minefields.

[That explosion on Tuesday night doesn't count.]

Did Prop 19 pass or something? lol! 'cause I want whatever you're smoking!

[BanTheGOP is all weed-weed up!]

I just don't have your enthusiasm, and maybe that's because last night we lost a congressman, senator and governor in my state (PA).

[But there's always your baseball team to get excited about! Go, Pittsburgh Pirates! Next year, we win it all!!]

And the in-fighting here at DU will resume shortly, I'm sure.

[Did it stop? I must have missed that.]

Hey Cleopatra, let me know when you're back from your trip up denial.

[A realist barges in.]

Why I Am PUMPED To Be a Democrat Today (Good News, Everyone!)

[Speaking of Pirates, this trip up Denial is from DUmmie Pirate Smile. Please continue, Pirate Smile . . .]

What do I have, rocks in my head?

[YES!! BIG ONES!]

The Republican nominating process is broken

[Two words: Alvin. Greene.]

The West is ours

[But the Midwest, the Upper Plains, the Great Lakes, the Deep South, the Mid-South, Texas, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Florida . . . Let's not go there.]

Even where we got slaughtered in House districts, we held our own statewide: One commentator called the Midwest "the killing fields" for Democrats. I couldn't think of a more apt description, and it applies to Florida, PA and upstate NY as well. But even still, we ran close statewide races in FL, PA, OH and IL.

[Close, but no Li'l Beaver cigar.]

For those reasons and more, I am PUMPED to be a Democrat today.

[I think someone has been pumping hallucinogenics into your latte.]

President Obama remains relatively popular

[Relative to diphtheria, say.]

The weak are accustomed to looking at everything through loss-tinted glasses. . . . We lost nothing but the weak of our party, and now are numbers are stronger than before. Days of triumph await us!

[Sent from the Führerbunker, April, 1945]

Feingold, Grayson and a lot of other great Progressives went down.

[QUIET! WE LOST NOTHING BUT THE WEAK! DAYS OF TRIUMPH AWAIT US!]

This happy talk reminds me of Hitler telling the German people that their Army was consolidating their victories in April of 1945.

[I am NOT kidding: I wrote that Führerbunker comment BEFORE I saw this post! Hee! Hee!]

And the OP failed to mention we lost ten governors's race and fifteen state legislatures. By objective standards it was the worst night for Democrats since WW ll.

[LA LA LA LA . . . I can't HEEEEEEEEAR you!!]

The weak only have inaction, morning, and dwelling on their own fears.

[Alright, DUmmie Militant_Left, with YOUR whopping 30 posts, I am beginning to suspect YOU are an LFT too! What is this, a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL Convention?]

Right on, onward and upward

[Let's lose some MORE! It am GOOD! WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!]

This post does nothing but blow sunshine up our asses.

[Where it can join Will Pitt's victory prediction!]

Yeah Im not feeling so bad about tuesday.

[Xanax, take me away!]

Grayson will be back! Hopefully he will run as senator next time. . . .

[YES!!]

Get Marijuana measures everywhere we can. . . .

[Then it won't matter if we win OR lose! DUde!]


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To: Charles Henrickson
The weak only have inaction, morning, and dwelling on their own fears.

It don't matter how much the Democrats spent...morning came, and morning went...

61 posted on 11/05/2010 6:07:45 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (In just His first 3 days, the War on Terror became the War on Free Speech.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
What do I have, rocks in my head?

No, it's most definitely not rocks. Rocks don't smell like that...

62 posted on 11/05/2010 6:13:53 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (In just His first 3 days, the War on Terror became the War on Free Speech.)
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To: hsalaw
I'm sure there's a clinical definition of this condition.

I think that one's called "just plain crazy".

63 posted on 11/05/2010 6:14:21 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: Mark
Progressive heroes like Russ Feingold, Alan Grayson, and Tom Perriello stood up for everything we believe in.

EXACTLY WHY THEY GOT THE BOOT.

And um, why did Steve NOT "pound on hundreds of doors" looking for a job so he could pay his mortgage??? He was busy playing around with moveon.org politics, that's why! Expecting a 'freebie' for all that 'volunteer' work? Waiting for your cut of Obama's "stash"?? Ask the folks in Detroit how that's working out...
64 posted on 11/05/2010 6:23:36 AM PDT by pillut48 (Israel doesn't have a friend in President Obama...and neither does the USA! (h/t pgkdan))
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To: FDNYRHEROES
Rocks don't smell like that...

Only sewers smell like DUmmies.....

65 posted on 11/05/2010 6:43:06 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Work harder than ever for 2012.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

That was an insult to sewers everywhere, LOL.


66 posted on 11/05/2010 6:44:39 AM PDT by pillut48 (Israel doesn't have a friend in President Obama...and neither does the USA! (h/t pgkdan))
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To: pillut48
Waiting for your cut of Obama's "stash"?? Ask the folks in Detroit how that's working out...

I had a meeting with my employees the other day and warned them that their paychecks would be less if the Bush tax cuts were not extended in the lame duck session. I also told them that their health insurance would be going up thanks to obozocare. Our "token liberal" - the only one who voted for the chosen idiot in chief - later told some of the his coworkers that he did not believe a word I said.

He will have HUGE surprise coming in late January.

67 posted on 11/05/2010 6:49:05 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Work harder than ever for 2012.)
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To: pillut48

I know, but not much smells worse than sewers, other than a rotting carcass.


68 posted on 11/05/2010 6:50:41 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Work harder than ever for 2012.)
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To: aces; Grizzled Bear; 50mm; Old Sarge
Hmmm... The newby has quite the vocabulary.

Sure does have quite a vocabulary.

69 posted on 11/05/2010 6:57:42 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Work harder than ever for 2012.)
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To: netmilsmom
After seeing another reply, I had to watch that clip. Wow. there are some po'ed libs commenting on there about the election and there are several Comment removed in the replies.
70 posted on 11/05/2010 7:19:35 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Work harder than ever for 2012.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

I can’t get into the comments. They won’t load for me.


71 posted on 11/05/2010 8:02:26 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Happiness is a choice.)
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To: netmilsmom

Well, it took a LOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG time for me to even get the video to load. There are some good comments, if you can get to them.


72 posted on 11/05/2010 8:06:32 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Work harder than ever for 2012.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Perhaps I should elaborate,
Digest a container of regurgitated bile laden enrichments which had been digested the day before, you lenin seeking weinerschnitzel....hehehehehehe...

or we could stick with eat a bowl of puke, you commie weiner..I dunno...


73 posted on 11/05/2010 8:12:49 AM PDT by aces
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey Cleopatra, let me know when you're back from your trip up denial.
[A realist barges in.]

That is a thing of beauty. Still LOL.

74 posted on 11/05/2010 8:15:15 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Mark
But when I’m tempted to throw up my hands and walk away, I think of folks like Steve Nathan, an amazing MoveOn volunteer leader in Pennsylvania. Since Steve got laid off months ago, he’s been splitting his time between hunting for a job and helping organize hundreds of other MoveOn members. Then, two weeks ago, Steve arrived home from four hours out knocking on the doors of Democratic voters to find a foreclosure notice taped to his own door. “I’m in shock and stunned,” he wrote us in an email, apologizing for needing to cut back on his duties. But Steve didn’t cut back—he’s been out knocking on doors and coordinating volunteers almost every day since.

Not so shocking or stunning to lose your house if you haven't made your payments. Duh! Whats funny is that "Steve" doesn't worry about trying to find a job to try to keep his house. No, its much more important to keep knocking on doors for Moveon.Org. LOL

75 posted on 11/05/2010 9:36:20 AM PDT by beckysueb
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To: All
Well the DUmmies never understood reality. DUmmies on Obama on 60 Minutes:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9510617#9512041

And Obama surprised by political cost of health law

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x4605414

And some DUmmie for Anyone But Nancy Pelosi For Minority Leader:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9490275

But some DUmmies don't agree.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=433x511190

And then this: I'm seeing a lot of attacks on Seniors here after these last midterms

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9512408#9512612

And finally: Americans do not know jack about history

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9507479#9508031

76 posted on 11/08/2010 1:08:39 PM PST by Mozilla
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To: All

One more Pelosi Thread by the DUmmies:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x9498833


77 posted on 11/08/2010 1:39:56 PM PST by Mozilla
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