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DUmmie FUnnies 10-25-10 ("The Dems might get enough votes, but the machines are fixed")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 25, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/25/2010 10:20:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are already lining up their favorite excuse for losing the elections next week as you can see in the very title of this THREAD, "The Dems might get enough votes, but the machines are fixed." Such an excuse was mysteriously missing in 2008 when they won. Of course, the rule of thumb is that whenever the Republicans win, the machines MUST be fixed. Of course, the DUmmies are strangely silent when proof of actual vote fraud, such as can be seen in this VIDEO, is presented. Yeah, that was a poll watcher who was ILLEGALLY denied access to a poll but that meets with DUmmie approval. So let us now watch the DUmmies conjure up their favorite excuse for losing in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Democrat Joe Manchin is now basically calling Democrats DUmmies for not even reading their own ObamaCare bill, is in the [brackets]:

The Dems might get enough votes, but the machines are fixed

[So stay home and don't vote on Nov. 3 since the election has already been fixed.]

Forget the polls showing a Dem resurgence. Don't we remember that the GOP has rigged the machines in half the country? Unlimited resources without ethics or scruples and only a desire for power does not end well.And we cannot count on the MSM or the general public to do anything about it.

[Give up NOW! No matter how you cast your ballots on Election Day, Nov. 3, it's all been decided in advance. And now the whines from the other DUmmies...]

Nobody has rigged all the machines in half the country. If anyone had, surely someone would have switched sides and ratted them out by now. Machine malfunctions have been documented numerous times, but never attributed to sabotage.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Most of the machines are provided by 1 or 2 big corporations... They are the tech support and the programers... AND yes, they can rig the votes.

[Diebold owns all your votes!]

they can rig the votes != they have rigged the votes

[But only when Democrats lose.]

If you can't f*cking see that the machines actually steal votes, then one has to question how blind you are.

[You're going to need several dozen Valiums on Election Day, Nov. 3.]

Well explain this one..in Ohio in the last Bush election why did the servers counting the votes go thru the servers in the white house that were set up to take care of Rove and the republicans email and electronic system. It was made CLEAR AND SHOWN and no body did any thing.

[Karl Rove fixed the Ohio votes right from his White House desktop computer. All he had to do was push the Function key and the F for "Fix" key.]

The new normal = We have to SWAMP the repugs for the "win". . We will never know the real margin of '08...

[20 trillion but the rigged machines downgraded it to a mere few million.]

John Kerry WON in Ohio in 2004, and we all know that. What is most disturbing about it is the collective refusal of the Democratic Party to do anything about it

[We know what you did about it...You sent $10 to Bev Harris.]

If only the Dems could gain the White House and a substantial majority in both houses of Congress! Then they could pass legislation that would ensure we have fair elections.

[A DUmmie who has obviously been fast asleep since 2008.]

You may also try reading black box voting by Bev Ross.

[You may also try sending her LOTS of money. Remember, Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the 2004 election.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; election2010
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To: PJ-Comix

So... How does Obama’s decisive win in 2008 fit within this template?


21 posted on 10/25/2010 12:15:53 PM PDT by Constitutionalist Conservative (Two blogs for the price of none!)
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To: Holen1
"If only the Dems could gain the White House and a substantial majority in both houses of Congress! Then they could pass legislation that would ensure we have fair elections." P>A sarcastic troll maybe?
22 posted on 10/25/2010 12:28:47 PM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
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To: Fundamentally Fair
That has to be a Lousy Freeper Troll, nobody is that stupid.

OK, they aren't known as "DUmmies" for nothing, but I still think that was a troll baiting them.

23 posted on 10/25/2010 1:48:46 PM PDT by NEPA (Give me liberty, not debt)
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To: NEPA

I have often wondered if the membership over there isn’t made up of about a third that are from the right wing just having a fun time on the internet. The stupidity and absurd comments are just so over-the-top that I can’t imagine it isn’t excess drama for fun.


24 posted on 10/25/2010 1:54:32 PM PDT by KC Burke
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25 posted on 10/25/2010 2:00:55 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix
The new normal = We have to SWAMP the repugs for the "win". .

The true normal is they'll stay in the swamp and just talk the game...

26 posted on 10/25/2010 2:47:30 PM PDT by mikrofon (DUFU Bump)
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To: PJ-Comix

“If only the Dems could gain the White House and a substantial majority in both houses of Congress! Then they could pass legislation that would ensure we have fair elections.”

Huh?!


27 posted on 10/25/2010 10:04:37 PM PDT by diamond6 (Pray the Rosary to defeat communism and Obamacare!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Dems might get enough votes, but the machines are fixed

[So stay home and don't vote on Nov. 3 since the election has already been fixed.]

This is the same play from the dim playbook they use every year. Accuse their opponents of what they themselves are guilty of doing.


they can rig the votes != they have rigged the votes

[But only when Democrats lose.]

How convenient that the machines actually worked in 2006 and 2008, but did not record the votes properly in 2000 or 2004.


The new normal = We have to SWAMP the repugs for the "win". . We will never know the real margin of '08...

[20 trillion but the rigged machines downgraded it to a mere few million.]

BUT, don't allow the pro Republican military voters to get absentee ballots in time to vote.

28 posted on 10/26/2010 7:53:55 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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