Maybe its time for all Americans to adopt a pet pig. Fertilize our gardens and lawns with bacon bits, decorate our properties with Porky Pig, and have a whole lot of pig roasts.
National Pig Celebration Day! Huh! Seems like saving our nation is as simple as using bacon grease!
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