[PJ-Comix]

Don't forget...There will be MANY DUFU editions on Election Day and in the days that follow. Maybe dozens. There can't be too many. Right, Charles?

[MrEdd]

first?

[utherdoul]

top ten?

[Not A Snowbird]

In!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[GeronL]

For election day DU we want to see a double or triple-sized DUFU. I hope DUFU has access in case the place goes on lockdown, I’m pretty sure it will.

[aquila48]

“...especially if the moon enters Uranus.”

OUCH!

[Yo-Yo]

Did I get the last slot?

[BreitbartSentMe]

Also, don’t forget if YOU want to cruise over the DUmmieland and enjoy the freudenschade on election night, you MUST already have an account, and it may be a good idea to boost up your post count in the Lounge, or some other innocuous area of the DUmp, ‘lest Skinner give you the heave-ho that evening as a distruptor just on post-count alone. I do believe that some of the Mods over there might actually be “Lousy FReeper Trolls”, stirring up the ant-farm on occasion...

[Not A Snowbird]

PJ, you forgot the “How Many New Meds Are You On?” threads.

[Paradox]

Good to be in early on a Pseudo-DuFu. Lets just call this a pre-Freudenshade post.

[The_Victor]

DU will go on lockdown during the election returns.

[pogo101]

I’m betting on #2.

In two senses ...

[radpolis]

I am going to add to the list of DUmmies temper tantrums that will deserve DUmmies funnies recognition.

1. Barack Obama wasn’t Marxist enough. Put simply, he didn’t completely nationalize the entire economy instead of JUST the banking system, health care and the auto industry.

2. He didn’t give illegals amnesty and the right to vote, so he pissed off the Latino vote tantrum.

3. Everything is the fault of the Citizens United decision and the corporations bought the election tantrum.

4. Americans are too stupid and too uneducated, so they vote against their own interests tantrum.

5. The mainstream media is in the hands of corporate capitalists and didn’t propagate for Barack Obama and the Democrats enough.

6. Americans are racist against the first Black president.

7. The stimulus was not large enough and deficits are not big enough to pump the economy.

[Jacktown]

And so it begins.

BWAHAHAHAHA !!!!!

I hope my laptop gets fixed in time. I don’t want to miss one boo hoo !

[Cheburashka]

...and finding hope in astrology is also quite entertaining especially if the moon enters Uranus.

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Is that you, Ben Burch?

[alarm rider]

I certainly hope there are several nervous breakdowns over there in the nutbar lefty universe. I have popcorn, adult beverages, a couple of good cigars and *hope*....

If they do go off the deep end, I just hope they will keep it amusing.

[Nasher]

Keep ‘em coming, PJ. This is going to be such a fun November!

In addition to being entertained by the DUmmies and KOmmies am going to DVR both MSNBC and CNN for the entire election evening. The on-air meltdowns of (Special rant) Olbermann, (Touch my leg) Matthews, Mr. Maddow, Fat Ed, Wolfie, Carville, Andrea Mitchell, Chuckie Todd and others is going to be a pure joy to watch.

The Schadenfreude (along with the popcorn and beer) is going to be delicious.

[Darkwolf377]

Drama Queen Antics

In the years I've been reading and loving DUmmie FUnnies I've noticed that DU really is the Mecca for drama queens. They're all basically just part of an audience for each other's self-aggrandizing rants about "I, I, I!" and how much they want to kill evil racists. When you go there the page should play syrupy string music.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

You fogot a “medications to escape” thread. That’s always good for a DUFU.

[rdl6989]

I can’t wait for the Diebold excuses from DU.