DUmmie FUnnies 10-19-10 (DUFU Audition Tips For DUmmies On Election Day...and Beyond)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 19, 2010 | PJ-Comix

[MindBender26]

It will have to be some obscure group, like in Ship of Fools:

Rieber: You must admit that the Jews are a great part of the German problem.
Lowenthal: True, but not only the Jews, also men who smoke the pipe are a great part of the German problem.
Rieber: Why men who smoke the pipe?
Lowenthal: Why the Jews?

[freedumb2003]

>>Let the 2004 stand up and melodramatically announce your names to the world stand out as a great example of what you can achieve in the Drama Queen category<<

Ahh, the memories. That was the previous Golden DUFU era.

Now, we are about embark on DUFU Golden Era II :)

[Charles Henrickson]

I hope you DUmmies have found these tips helpful. Study them carefully and you will definitely have an edge on your fellow DUmmies.

Yes, PJ, you have accurately listed Seven Habits of Highly Entertaining DUmmies. Do these things, DUmmies, and you have a GOOD chance of making the DUFUs. The more outrageous, the more emotional, the better!

Who knows, stars have been born by making their mark here on DUmmie FUnnies! PJ and I are merely the Simon Cowell of this "American Idiot" showcase.

[Charles Henrickson]

There will be MANY DUFU editions on Election Day and in the days that follow. Maybe dozens. There can't be too many. Right, Charles?

I will try to DU my DU diligence.

[freedumb2003]

What happened is that while posting my wife irritated the hell out of me by calling me on the phone and asking for DETAILED street by street directions on how to get from one BCC campus to another despite the fact she’s already done it dozens of times.

There is some technology that might help:

Or

[Charles Henrickson]

1. Barack Obama wasn’t Marxist enough. . . . 4. Americans are too stupid and too uneducated, so they vote against their own interests. . . . 5. The mainstream media is in the hands of corporate capitalists. . . . 6. Americans are racist. . . .

These, in particular, are good additions to the list. I discern that you know the mind of the DUmmie.

[Charles Henrickson]

I remember that "Investigate all 88" picture from Ohio in 2004.

A classic. Perhaps one of the two or three greatest photos in DUFU history (Midnight Cowboy Pitt would be right up there too).

[Charles Henrickson]

There will be MANY DUFU editions on Election Day and in the days that follow. Maybe dozens. There can't be too many. Right, Charles?

I don't always take time off from my work. But when I do, I prefer to DUFU.

Stay FUnnie, my DUmmies.

[Roscoe Karns]

Another good way to make to the DUmmie FUnnies is to make up a story where you confront an evil republican in a public place and emerge as the the moral hero. It can be something as simple as merely flipping off a guy driving an SUV- doesn’t matter, as long as you are “speaking truth to power” and you are the hero. Usually at the end of your story people ( LIFELONG REPUBLICANS!) will walk up to you to shake your hand and tell you that they will never vote republican again.

[Arrowhead1952]

Thanks Charles. I wonder if that gal (?) has ever seen the DUmmie FUnnies and realizes how stupid the picture looks?

[franksolich]

I will try to DU my DU diligence.

Remember, sir, we need some song lyrics.

These aren't "show tunes," but they might be of interest: Happy Days Are Here Again, which the Dems used in 1932, and The World Turned Upside Down, which the redcoats' band played October 19, 1781, when Lord Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown.

I dunno what the tunes sound like--for obvious reasons--but maybe the lyrics could be amended to resemble the plight of the primitives.

[CSM]

“if YOU want to cruise over the DUmmieland and enjoy the freudenschade on election night,”

Regretfully I don’t have computer access at home, so I will miss the DUFU’s on election night. On a good note, I have already planned a vacation day for the 3rd, so I can stay up late celebrating!

[CSM]

“going to DVR both MSNBC and CNN for the entire election evening.”

That’s a great idea! Thank you for the suggestion.

[kevkrom]

2. Cry voter machine fraud

Bonus points for insisting that you personally witnessed the machine "flipping" your vote.

[PJ-Comix]

Speaking of song tune parodies, I was thinking of “Take This Thread and Shove It” (Remember Pitt’s promise) to the tune of “Take This Job and Shove It” by Johnny Paycheck.

[Libloather]

I expect MANY DUFU editions on Election Day and in the days that follow, there will also be many juicy DUmmie threads full of comedy nuggets to choose from.

Are you kidding? It's called GOLD!

(In before my age.)

[Libloather]

(In before my age.)

Or after.

[BreitbartSentMe]

can I donate a dollar?

[BreitbartSentMe]

An oldie, but a goodie, here's a blast from the past: