DUmmie FUnnies 10-19-10 (DUFU Audition Tips For DUmmies On Election Day...and Beyond)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 19, 2010 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Even if DUmmieland goes offline like they did in 2002, KOmmieland will be a gold mine of comedy nuggets.

[pogo101]

I’m betting on #2.

In two senses ...

[radpolis]

I am going to add to the list of DUmmies temper tantrums that will deserve DUmmies funnies recognition.

1. Barack Obama wasn’t Marxist enough. Put simply, he didn’t completely nationalize the entire economy instead of JUST the banking system, health care and the auto industry.

2. He didn’t give illegals amnesty and the right to vote, so he pissed off the Latino vote tantrum.

3. Everything is the fault of the Citizens United decision and the corporations bought the election tantrum.

4. Americans are too stupid and too uneducated, so they vote against their own interests tantrum.

5. The mainstream media is in the hands of corporate capitalists and didn’t propagate for Barack Obama and the Democrats enough.

6. Americans are racist against the first Black president.

7. The stimulus was not large enough and deficits are not big enough to pump the economy.

[GQuagmire]

Be prepared for problems here at FR that night as well. Site is slow due to server issues lately. Plus throw in a DNS attack from our friends on the left for good measure.....

[Jacktown]

And so it begins.

BWAHAHAHAHA !!!!!

I hope my laptop gets fixed in time. I don’t want to miss one boo hoo !

[Arrowhead1952]

Yes, even though this charge seemed to have faded away in 2006 and 2008 when the Democrats won big, it is sure to be resurrected if the Republicans gain ground.

That is always on the DUmmies minds. I remember that "Investigate all 88" picture from Ohio in 2004.

[codercpc]

Buy her a Tom Tom, and alleviate all of your stress. There must be a coupon somewhere for that!

[Cheburashka]

...and finding hope in astrology is also quite entertaining especially if the moon enters Uranus.

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Is that you, Ben Burch?

[alarm rider]

I certainly hope there are several nervous breakdowns over there in the nutbar lefty universe. I have popcorn, adult beverages, a couple of good cigars and *hope*....

If they do go off the deep end, I just hope they will keep it amusing.

[Nasher]

Keep ‘em coming, PJ. This is going to be such a fun November!

In addition to being entertained by the DUmmies and KOmmies am going to DVR both MSNBC and CNN for the entire election evening. The on-air meltdowns of (Special rant) Olbermann, (Touch my leg) Matthews, Mr. Maddow, Fat Ed, Wolfie, Carville, Andrea Mitchell, Chuckie Todd and others is going to be a pure joy to watch.

The Schadenfreude (along with the popcorn and beer) is going to be delicious.

[Darkwolf377]

Drama Queen Antics

In the years I've been reading and loving DUmmie FUnnies I've noticed that DU really is the Mecca for drama queens. They're all basically just part of an audience for each other's self-aggrandizing rants about "I, I, I!" and how much they want to kill evil racists. When you go there the page should play syrupy string music.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

You fogot a “medications to escape” thread. That’s always good for a DUFU.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

“Buy her a Tom Tom, and alleviate all of your stress. There must be a coupon somewhere for that!”

TigerDirect just sent me an email with a TomTom for $90 using an instant coupon.

[listenhillary]

She wants a car with GPS system. Do they have double coupons for cars?

[rdl6989]

I can’t wait for the Diebold excuses from DU.

[45semi]

"4. Americans are too stupid and too uneducated, so they vote against their own interests tantrum."
I'm betting this one, along with the inescapable "WAKE UP" that they always add,
because they think our nations population isnt aware of the eeeevvvviiiillll that is conservatism...

[grwcfl537]

2. Cry voter machine fraud: Yes, even though this charge seemed to have faded away in 2006 and 2008 when the Democrats won big, it is sure to be resurrected if the Republicans gain ground. Since there will be many such charges, please be very creative in how you cry fowl.

FNC had Bev Harris on last Sunday morning. She still thinks elections will be stolen.

Mel

[PJ-Comix]

FNC had Bev Harris on last Sunday morning. She still thinks elections will be stolen.

Bev Harris is just $10 away from moving into another 5 star hotel suite.

[franksolich]

We're all looking forward to election day, not least because of the most-excellent DUmmie FUnnies. Keep up the good work, guys.

I'll be in my usual perch, watching the primitives on Skins's island from a boat offshore, but of course I have no intention of omitting to read P-J Comix's and Charles Henrickson's most remarkable analyses, some of the best stuff on the whole internet.

[franksolich]

One hopes somebody’s working on an “Empire Strikes Back” photoshop job. And some musical lyrics, too.