I think the Sarah's Cajones are a hoot. Might have to get a pair to hang in my F150 snowplow pickup, just so' people ask about 'em...
This is the money quote, though:
"Being a man, I know the value of proper-looking cojones," Vicale said. "I wanted to make them appropriate and more importantly, squeezable."
“more importantly, squeezable.”
Those words DO NOT go together when talking about cajones.