Posted on 09/26/2010 3:04:04 PM PDT by Big Bureaucracy
The great thinker Stephen Colbert testified on the Comedy Hill that most soil is at ground level. It is scientifically true; however, the proposed solutions were not common sense. There is no need to lift the ground up to waist level; instead we should bring back the workers who are closer to the ground. For millions of years of human history these were the kids.
America has record teenage unemployment. Yet the US is importing workers from the other side of the mountain, through the desert and over the river. The American kids can pick up the veggies and go back to class. The migrant workers don’t turn back heading for the desert.
We can create seasonal work-programs for the young people of America. Our kids are slowly turning into Fred Figglehorns. I would love to see Fred on the field. The farm wouldn’t need a scarecrow – just let Fred talk. The sound coming out of his mouth will scare away even Alvin and the chipmunks. SpongeBob can testy about that on Comedy Hill. Figglehorn should take his obnoxious girl friend with him... Farm work is great for horny teenagers. It is a perfect place for socializing. Poor Fred Figglehorn had to take a bus to find a girl in the city and throw up on YouTube to make her visit him.
Working on the farm can lower the childhood obesity. Where is the First Lady? Let’s move! ‘Pick a Strawberry’ week, everybody! How about summer camps at the farm? For free! Load the teens from the neighboring states on the bus. Work in the morning pays your fee. Get your camping fun in the evening!
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I happened to catch a few minutes of that Figglehorn idiot today. Bill, Ted, Wayne and Garth are supergeniuses compared to that crap.
I have two boys - the Fred movie scares me!
I guess I just don’t understand what’s funny about Fred. I can’t even figure out what kids would see in him.
That’s how I feel about Colbert. How could even stoned college kids think he’s funny?
Yep.
I was laid up with pneumonia for two weeks and came across Fred F. while channel surfing....
I thought the narcotic cough syrup produced this hallucination and flushed it.
This is a great way to describe the Fred F. effect!
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