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The Most Annoying Republican of them All
The Looking Spoon ^ | 9-24-10 | Jared H. McAndersen

Posted on 09/25/2010 4:52:10 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon

Earlier this week conservative columnist Ben Shapiro came up with his list of the 5 most annoying Republicans<-----(here). Its a mighty fine list too, but I'm going to focus on his number one choice since she also happens to be my top pick.

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the most annoying Republican of all?



This cover, corrected with Photoshop from the version that hit bookstores, was originally found at iOwnTheWorld

This is going to be a tough post for me because there is already so much great stuff out there that has been said about her...such as...

It is impossible to read Dirty, Sexy Politics and come away with the impression that you have read anything other than the completely unedited ramblings of an idiot. This being a professional website for which I have a great deal of respect, I searched for a more eloquent or gentle way to accurately phrase the previous sentence – but could not find one.

Read the rest of Leon H. Wolf's EXCELLENT and wildly entertaining review of her book here

...so I don't know how much I can add, but I've got to get this girl off my chest...again. I did a post in the very early days of this blog where I refered to her as the Paris Hilton of the Republican Party. There is little wonder why conservatives don't like her, she tries to write us off as out-of-touch extremists who are resisting what she views should an inevitable "liberalizing" of the GOP on her pet issues (gay marriage and bowing to the altar of global warming being among the most notable one) and justifying it by saying we need to get with modern times, whatever the hell that's supposed to mean...

McCain takes repeated jabs at the intolerant ethos of today's Republicans. She rails at feeling left out: The party, she says, has been hijacked by the right wing and has rejected -- to its detriment -- the moderate politics that she and millions of other young conservatives espouse....she feels she is never viewed as conservative enough by the far-right standards of angry radio and TV hosts. Complicating her acceptance among those who control the "groupthink," as she calls it...

Read the rest of this (typically) much friendlier review from the Washington post here.

If Wolf's review can be the mark from which her mind can be measured (I actually suggest we use a 6 inch ruler) it doesn't seem to me that she ever really says what type of "think" the "group" is having contolled. So I'm having trouble understanding that one. Furthermore, if she wants to cast herself as the independent thinker she thinks she is then she really needs to reconcile the hypocrisy of accusing conervatives of engaging in "group think" while demanding that we just fall in line with "modern" thinking on certain issues already.

In the end it's seems she really just wants to assimilate conservatives to this moderate GOP hive that she fancies herself the queen of. This is made exponentially more irritating by the fact that this GOP Johnny-come-lately wasn't even a Republican until her father was the GOP nominee for president. If that's not enough she voted for John Kerry in 2004!

If she was smart enough to realize it (or actually cared about the world around her) she would pause at the reality that her celebrity is totally an invention of the mainstream media. They're the only ones who have been able to take her seriously because she is so useful to them. They fuel her delusion that she is the real voice of conservative youth today.

She may feel its her views that make her an outcast, but it really is because she is such an idiot. If you think it's harsh for me to say so then click the link to Wolf's book review, I don't think a better case can be made. The quotes from her book he cites leaves him wondering if the book even had an editor....

(One of many excerpts of the book from Wolf's review, yes I'm going to rely on this because I will not waste a second of my life actually reading that book)

"And later, just before the New Hampshire primary in January, it was bitter-ass freezing, so cold that my body was screaming, but, at the same time, it was so magical, so clean, an amazing winter wonderland."

I'm going to stick with my theory that it was ghost written by Yoda.

I'm also pretty sure we agreed on literacy tests for membership to the vast right-wing conspiracy at our last meeting (if you don't know what the heck I'm talking about send me your info so I can add you to the contact list) so how did this girl slip through the cracks?

Her boo hoo's about not being "conservative enough" would be cute if they weren't so irritatingly disingenuous. Moderates and conservatives in the GOP are always struggling with each other, and while I'm decidedly on the conservative side of things most conservatives appreciate the sense of balance moderates can bring to the party.

What Meghan fails to realize (because the only thing more shallow than her mind is her political experience) is that while moderates bring balance to the spectrum it's the conservatives that bring the party's actual identity. For the most part Republicans aren't Republicans if they're not a conservative (or whatever adjective is needed to describe the formation of and adherance to a political party's platform) of some shade first.

In the end its her unbridled narcisissm that gets to me the most. I was raised in a conservative family and consider myself something of a lifelong Republican (I'm a registered Independent now, thanks precisely to guys like John McCain and the GOP congress of 2004-06). I've knocked on doors and made calls for the party, so I really don't appreciate her belief that riding shotgun on daddy's campaign bus makes her feel entitled embark on a crusade to remake the party she just joined.

There are GOP volunteers who have spent their entire life volunteering for the party and don't expect the kind of clout Meghan McCain demands for herself. Until she starts to display a little bit of humility she's just going to have to continue deluding herself into thinking we don't like her because she's "not conservative enough."


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TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: annoying; blogpimp; meghanmccain; nomanwilllayher; republican

1 posted on 09/25/2010 4:52:13 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Right now, for this moment, being from Alaska, its Lisa Murkowski that gets my vote for most annoying.


2 posted on 09/25/2010 4:55:17 PM PDT by keta
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To: The Looking Spoon

Right now, for this moment, being from Alaska, its Lisa Murkowski that gets my vote for most annoying.


3 posted on 09/25/2010 4:55:23 PM PDT by keta
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To: The Looking Spoon
It is impossible to read Dirty, Sexy Politics and come away with the impression that you have read anything other than the completely unedited ramblings of an idiot.

That is called a double-whammy. You make a Republican look bad while she is making other Republicans look bad.

4 posted on 09/25/2010 4:56:55 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: The Looking Spoon

I would vote for Mitt Romney, at least for honorable mention.


5 posted on 09/25/2010 4:57:34 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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To: The Looking Spoon

Bristol Palin??? That’s where I stopped reading.


6 posted on 09/25/2010 5:02:53 PM PDT by Chi-townChief
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To: The Looking Spoon

YAWN!


7 posted on 09/25/2010 5:05:13 PM PDT by Tupelo
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To: The Looking Spoon

She voted for John Kerry in 2004? I wonder who her father voted for in that election.


8 posted on 09/25/2010 5:05:44 PM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: The Looking Spoon

If we’re including former Republicans, Charlie Crist belongs on the list.


9 posted on 09/25/2010 5:14:59 PM PDT by freespirited (This tagline dedicated to the memory of John Armor, a/k/a Congressman Billybob.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

In the thread on Shapiro’s 5 most annoying republicans, I said that Shapiro was off the mark on 2 or 3 of the 5.

I don’t find Megan McCain and Bristol Palin to be anywhere near the problem with the Republican Party.

I’ll put Snowe, Collins, Graham, JP Stevens, Voinovich, Mike Castle, Lisa Murkowski, and a thousand other rinos on the list light-years before I even begin to consider megan and bristol republican lives worthy of discussion.

Shapiro had 5 shots and missed the whole damn target.


10 posted on 09/25/2010 5:44:51 PM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it. Those who truly support our troops pray for their victory!)
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To: xzins
"I don’t find Megan McCain and Bristol Palin to be anywhere near the problem with the Republican Party."


The article is not about who presents the party with the biggest problem, but who he finds most annoying. I can see why those two were chose for the list. They are two shallow nitwits who only claim to fame is having famous parents. So what do they do to show their gratitude? Make a complete ass of themselves.
11 posted on 09/25/2010 6:08:46 PM PDT by rob777
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To: Tupelo

pimping makes you sleepy? ;)


12 posted on 09/25/2010 6:17:24 PM PDT by chasio649 (amused)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Any list that leaves out the gaunt one from IN is lacking.


13 posted on 09/25/2010 6:54:11 PM PDT by Theodore R. (Rush was right when he said America may survive Obama but not the Obama supporters.)
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To: rob777; xzins

rob777 has it exactly right. Thats what I was getting out of the list as well.


14 posted on 09/26/2010 12:21:54 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
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To: rob777

First, Bristol Palin, so far as I know, has never claimed to be a republican and has no policy statements of any kind that I can find. How can she be an “annoying republican.” Basically, what’s being said is that Shapiro doesn’t like Palin’s kid.

I’ve already spoken of Megan McCain, and I don’t really need to add to it.

But, if you find someone who dances with stars and some twenty-something with off the wall ideas more annoying than backstabbing rinos, then you go for it. It’s a free country.


15 posted on 09/26/2010 2:10:28 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it. Those who truly support our troops pray for their victory!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

See #15


16 posted on 09/26/2010 2:11:23 AM PDT by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and proud of it. Those who truly support our troops pray for their victory!)
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