Bill Maher: Beware of the incontinent, paunchy, racist church-goers who control our minds

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[Michael van der Galien]

What is it called when someone has paranoid delusions that someone with paranoid delusions is out to get him? Whatever it is, Bill Maher has it in spades. This guy is seriously paranoid about paranoid Christians – or as he calls them, “nativist bedwetters” who wave signs on Tax Day and offer burnt sacrifices, I gather, to the most “Evil Dingbat,” Sarah Palin.

On Monday’s Tonight Show, Maher snarked about the dreaded Sunday School teachers, organists, moms in jumpers, and little girls in patent leather shoes who “control the national dialogue” and “perpetuate mass delusion” – through electromagnetic microwaves, I suppose, that shoot from church steeples to the implants in his brain.

Maher explained to Jay Leno that places of worship are where “people go to retell nonsense stories from a time before men understood what a germ or an atom was, or where the sun went at night.”

In other words, before “men” understood that a germ is a “masterpiece of miniaturized complexity that makes a spaceship or a super computer look low-tech” and what Richard Dawkins said contains a “digitally-coded database larger than all the volumes of the Encyclopedia Britannica put together;” and that every night the sun manages to “go” to just the precise place that doesn’t turn us all into french fries or popsicles.

I think Maher was implying that the belief – most common among churchgoers – that those things couldn’t have popped into place by themselves, proves that believers are a threat to society.

“They try to telepathically communicate with their imaginary friend. These [churches] are places that fleece people and scare people and they perpetuate mass delusion. We shouldn’t build any of them.”

[bert]

Hey bill..... Beware the holocaust

They’re coming for you

[rockrr]

Is it time to have him committed yet?

At the rate he's going I expect his head to explode any minute...LOL

[bunkerhill7]

Bill Maher: Beware of the incontinent, paunchy, racist church-goers who control our minds but it is ok to send our 6th grade middle school students on a field trip to a mosque

[lonestar]

BM stinks!

[musicman]

Ummmm....Yo Bill:

At your earliest convenience, I wholeheartedly suggest that you engage in an autonomous act of intimacy that some might find psychologically and physically impossible.

[bonnieblue4me]

How has he changed so much? When he started “Politically Incorrect,” he actually made some sense in bucking the PC crowd. Now he has gone off the deep end with his delusional paranoia and need to bash everything good and decent. No wonder Leno’s ratings are in the tank.

[MBB1984]

Maher is only relevant in his narcissistic and arrogant mind.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Bill Maher has chip on his shoulder cause he’s to short!

[rbosque]

Yeah. But I think he’s projecting some real hatred and fury at the right, I think he’s got something bottled up.

[STE=Q]

On Monday’s Tonight Show, Maher snarked about the dreaded Sunday School teachers, organists, moms in jumpers, and little girls in patent leather shoes who “control the national dialogue” and “perpetuate mass delusion”

Ya, I'd hate to get caught in a dark ally with these folks coming at me... real scary!

With all of the legitimate problems Americans are facing, this is the sort of thing "useful Idiot's" -- like Maher -- worry about!

STE=Q

[RoadTest]

These are the ravings of a madman.

[FrankR]

Well...I guess that the master debater has spoken and really told us off good huh.

Looks like we need to order a years supply of "Depends" so Maher can get his panties out of a wad.

When you listen to Bill Maher, so instantly know where un-funny comedians go when they die.

[Ol' Sox]

Speaking of being controlled, how’s that little coke problem, Bill?

[IYAS9YAS]

So, is Mahr admitting that he is so weak minded he can be controlled by “incontinent, paunchy, racist church-goers”?

That's the way I read it.

[Unam Sanctam]

Racist church-goers? You mean like Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s congregation?

[darkangel82]

He definitely does. A belief that others are controlling your thoughts is a paranoid delusion. He needs to be admitted to the loony bin.

[trisham]

I don’t think he’s gay, I think he’s a homosexual. I’ve always thought so.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Maher explained to Jay Leno that places of worship are where “people go to retell nonsense stories from a time before men understood what a germ or an atom was, or where the sun went at night.”

So, does this include moslems and chr*stians-of-color and "indigenous pipples," or does he only criticize white chr*stians?

[Zionist Conspirator]

“They try to telepathically communicate with their imaginary friend. These [churches] are places that fleece people and scare people and they perpetuate mass delusion. We shouldn’t build any of them.”

So his position on the Ground Zero Mosque is . . . ?

[Gay State Conservative]

What is it called when someone has paranoid delusions that someone with paranoid delusions is out to get him? Whatever it is, Bill Maher has it in spades.

He suffers from Brylcream Poising Syndrome.I've seen the symptoms before.