The Three Steps to Mounting An Attack on Rep. John Boehner

NewsReal Blog ^ | 8/13/2010 | Michael Merritt

[MikeMerritt]

It’s election season, you’re an administration that’s down on its luck, and it seems like the House of Representatives, currently controlled by your party, will be handed over to the opposition next January. You need some way to prevent that or, at the very least, limit the damage.

How best to accomplish this goal? Attack the opposition party’s members, of course! The more high profile the better, so you should pick Minority Leader John Boehner.

Now you will need to create a hit article. This is a fairly simple thing to do, at least if you’re a Democrat. In fact, it can be boiled down to three easy steps.

[MikeMerritt]

I don't often like to write this, because I think it can be overused, but this is classic Alinsky.

[hinckley buzzard]

Relax. Wew've been all over it here for days already.

[EGPWS]

Did you know that he (gasp) smokes? (gasp) (gasp)

I bet he drinks (gasp) too.

I heard from a coworker that he has been caught littering too!

[Big Bureaucracy]

[JPG]

The Rats have a problem...we've read the book.

[2001convSVT]

Step 1 CBS
Step 2 ABC
Step 3 NBC
Then all the rest pile on, attack success!

[nascarnation]

Interesting that Boehner’s smoking is such a negative attribute and Baraq’s isn’t?
Maybe Boehner needs to smoke menthols?