Posted on 07/10/2010 9:16:54 PM PDT by Leigh Patrick Sullivan
10. “What should I do next, Senior Chavez?”
9. “You mean BP doesn’t stand for Boston Pizza?”
8.”Honestly, Barack! A teleprompter in the bedroom?”
7. “I’m not sure a Che Guevara wall flag in the Oval Office is a good idea, Mr. President.”
(Excerpt) Read more at themoderateseparatist.com ...
Why don’t you post the entire article? Are you afraid it is a leftist site like the NYT and will sue FR?
#1 should be (Silence) because the president was out at another basketball game, party or fundraiser.
11. “Larry, turn that thing down to 6, will ya?”
Nah!
He wrote the article.
He excerpted himself so you could ask yourself the weighty question - “Do I value these gems of wit enough to click on a blog run by a person who posts and rarely engages in the discussion that ensues?”
Is it likely worth you time to encourage his use of FR as his personal business platform? I can’t answer for you, but for myself -
..... moving on .....
“Where’s those other eight states go?”
OK, I puked a little right there
Actually, I’m on here quite a bit. Always happy to ‘engage in the discussion that ensues...’
You go first. Remember to be witty, now...
Done.
6. “Heads, we take over the auto industry. Tails, we nationalize the oil industry.”
5. “Apology list: Iraq –check. Saudi Arabia – check. Palestine – check. Syria…”
4. “Canada’s health care system is a perpetual money-sucking vortex that has resulted in bloated bureaucracy, demanding unions, longer wait times, and a steady exodus of their best and brightest professionals out of the country. Finally we’ve found the perfect template for Obamacare!”
3. “Sean Penn, line two.”
2. “Have they chosen someone to play me in the movie yet?”
1. “Damn Bush keeps calling, laughing, and hanging-up.”
I’d say if he knew and cherished the values of our Founding Fathers, he wouldn’t be a ‘Moderate’ and the ‘Separatist’ part sounds kind of Confederate.
Everytime you pimp your blog, the communists gain a small patch of ground. Please, help us defeat the communists. Stop blog pimping.
Alright, you’ve redeemed yourself with #1.
I’m Canadian, so I guess it really doesn’t matter.
You call posting 35 blog teasers and just 5 replies being “on here quite a bit?”
(By the way, that was *not* wit.)
Did you write the ten quips yourself?
Cool..where I’m from, the catty, teen girl-like venom is usually spewed by the liberal set. I guess some things are different in the States.
Well I’d say we and you Canadians have much in common to be proud of but if you want to enjoy the blessings of what constitutes the BACKBONE of our free society it DOES MATTER.
I love #1. I picture a Walter like voice saying “Dumb-a**!” and hanging up. (Walter from Jeff Dunham)
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