Posted on 07/08/2010 7:24:00 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
I've seen a few of these already that I thought were ok...hopefully this one is better than the rest!
10. She realized his "I love you's" were only sincere when she was standing in front of a mirror
9. Tipper was tired of hearing him recall old Vietnam stories written by his speech writers
8. Al was way too obsessed with BUSH that's not Tipper's
7. They hadn’t had sex in so long Al started calling her “The Lock Box”
6. Tipper disagreed that spicing up the bedroom with role-playing fantasies should include "winning Florida"
5. They started to doubt their compatibility after their very first kiss at the 2000 DNC
4. Tipper was forced to sleep on the couch to make room on the bed for Al's Oscar, and the Academy Award he won for An Inconvenient Truth
3. "First one to divorce his wife is a rotten egg!" said Bill Clinton
2. She realized El Niño is Al's love child with Mother Nature
1. Divorce was payment for her silence on the global warming fraud
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Great stuff
Algore’s supersmooch at the 2000 convention didn’t have much of a shelf life.
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Look, I loathe His Goreness as much as the next guy, but I don’t see it as appropriate to celebrate or joke about the demise of a marriage.
All stupid except for #6.
On that on I laughed out loud.
Tipper farts too much so Al accused her of creating too many green house gases and divorced her.
Tipper realized that SHE would get half the internet in the divorce settlement.
Then understand the divorce is a sham to put assets in her name to get them beyond reach of those who will be suing Albert for his fraudulent carbon credit scheme. He will be cast in judgment for many, many millions.
Interesting responses, really ran the full range this time...did my best though :-)
Particularly if the jokes aren’t funny.
It was creepy, and repulsive! Ick.
#1 He’s an asshat fraud.
Isn't that redundant? Did the author intend to include the Nobel sham prise?
prise = prize
You're right. We should treat Al Gore's personal crisis with the same dignity, respect and decorum that the left would show had this tragedy involved George W. Bush.
Yeah, I see both sides here...but I’m not digging that deep...really, I’m not even talking about the marriage itself, much less celebrating its demise. I’m actually commenting on Gore’s baggage and foibles, and his marriage is merely the backdrop for it.
We’re better than that. Comparing ourselves to the drooling left is hardly a proper standard for decorum.
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