[ClearCase_guy]

The president thinks that there are 57 states, and no one is really sure if Arizona is on the border or not.

But don't sorry -- we're going in the right direction. Joe Biden told me so.

[Andrea19]

Must be a gig effing deal, right?

[givemELL]

Yup. Remember, Bernanke, Geithner, Paulson, Goldman Sachs invented credit derivatives and credit default swaps, so they do understand them well. They also understand and implement taxpayer accountability for any and all debts they create and issue, which means...ALL OF IT.