DUmmie FUnnies 06-25-10 (Pitt Whitewashes Hoaxmas Out of Self-Glorifying Essay)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 25, 2010 | Will Pitt, Kewpie Doll DUmmie, and PJ-Comix

[GeronL]

Its like a “Bump” or bbtttt

Kick & Recommend or something like that

[Ballygrl]

Is Pitt aware that the Democrats are supposed to do horribly during the mid-terms?

[Chode]

so is pitt a Zombie now? the undead?? or un-tombstoneed as it were???

[MindBender26]

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, etc.

This man has SERIOUS ego and self-assesment problems.

[Army Air Corps]

How many “I”s and “me”s can one writer pack into an article?

Ask Obummer's speechwriters.

[Army Air Corps]

This man has SERIOUS ego and self-assesment problems.

Yes, Obama does have a bit of a, oh, you meant Wee Willy Pitt.

[nina0113]

How many “I”s and “me”s can one writer pack into an article?

Way more than that! Check the archives for the longest, most boring and self-centered Pitt essay EVER. I have to give the man credit though - no way *I* could type if I were that drunk.

[Mr. Silverback]

Kicked and recommended. Kick is the equivalent of a bump; it refers to the Dem donkey kicking.

[SnuffaBolshevik]

Thanks.

"it refers to the Dem donkey kicking."

Well isn't that cute. Did Ezra Klein dream that up?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Or Prince’s “I Touch Myself”

[bcsco]

The word developed from a DUmmie post in this thread. To wit "I'm FINALLY opening up that bottle of champagne! freudenschade baby!".

I picked up on the word in post #114, then decided to do a graphic of it since it was so typical of the DUmmies.

In post #142, PJ anointed the term: "From now on, when discussing Schadenfreude among the DUmmies, it needs to be called freudenschade."

Ah, Fitzmas... (Which was another term PJ coined out of this DUmmie/Pitt fiasco).

[WinOne4TheGipper]

two-thirds jubilation and one-third doomed dismay;

What planet is he living on? Obama won 53-47. That isn't two-thirds, unless you're going by (to borrow a phrase from our last decent president) fuzzy math.

I for one, wasn't dismayed. I was ticked off that a majority of the electorate could be so foolish as to elect an empty suit as president and I was filled with curiosity regarding whether those who had made such an egregious error would own up to their mistake in the next few years.

[GQuagmire]

“Boston, thousands of people took to the streets beating drums and banging pots as they shouted with joy, while others made hasty arrangements to buy as many guns as possible.”

Total BS.

[Mr. Silverback]

Probably someone even dumber.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

You don’t remember that? Where have you been?

[kenth]

“These Empty Spaces”

He should have stopped right there.

[GQuagmire]

Ok that might have happened because I didn’t turn on my TV or read any newspapers or listen to any news radio for about a week after Obama was elected....

[TwelveOfTwenty]

"In 2006, I watched as the George W. Bush Big Top Circus finally, finally, finally crashed and burned under the weight of its own incalculable wretchedness."

Here's how we were doing around that time. How have we've been doing since?

[ShorelineMike]

Thanx, PJ! This was CLASSIC PITT!

Yes, it was.

So, Wee Willie whitewashes Hoaxmas (of which he was the perpetrator) from his bloviations.

Wouldn't that make the Pied Pittster's purple prose… wait for it… a "Self-Recanted Essay?"