Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Congressman Says Constitution on His Side in Assault Incident
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 18 June 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/18/2010 7:30:54 PM PDT by John Semmens

click here to read article


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-6061-65 next last

1 posted on 06/18/2010 7:30:55 PM PDT by John Semmens
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

THAT was was a good one. Almost had me.


2 posted on 06/18/2010 7:32:22 PM PDT by ilgipper
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: #1CTYankee; 12Gauge687; 14erClimb; 2nd Bn, 11th Mar; 2ndDivisionVet; 3D-JOY; A message; ...

ping


3 posted on 06/18/2010 7:32:24 PM PDT by John Semmens
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

:)


4 posted on 06/18/2010 7:33:27 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (The Left draws criminals as excrement draws flies. The Left IS a criminal organization.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

GRRRRREAT work, John! You really had me going. LOL! BTTT!


5 posted on 06/18/2010 7:33:46 PM PDT by PGalt
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Gotta love the AZ Conservative...better than the Onion.


6 posted on 06/18/2010 7:34:19 PM PDT by ducdriver (judica me, Deus, et discerne causam meam de gente non sancta. (Ps. 42))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

LOL. I do wonder why he hasn’t been charged?


7 posted on 06/18/2010 7:34:42 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Whoops. I was premature with my :) as I caught the article before the ping.

Thanks for the chuckle John.


8 posted on 06/18/2010 7:34:52 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (The Left draws criminals as excrement draws flies. The Left IS a criminal organization.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

jeez what jerk..


9 posted on 06/18/2010 7:35:01 PM PDT by dalebert
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Delusional Congress sub-human satire alert.


10 posted on 06/18/2010 7:35:10 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember ("Subtlety is not going to win this fight": NJ Governor Chris Christie)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens
Etheridge said this isn’t the first time he’s had to “get tough with young punks who don’t show proper respect for their betters.

Incredibly arrogant POS. Almost as arrogant as Obozo. His speech sounds like an English Lord during the 1770's. "respect their betters". Better according to who.

11 posted on 06/18/2010 7:35:32 PM PDT by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Oh lol! got me


12 posted on 06/18/2010 7:35:42 PM PDT by dalebert
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

I REALLY did not think this was satire.


13 posted on 06/18/2010 7:35:56 PM PDT by omega4179 (www.jdforsenate.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

sorry I missed the semi-satire


14 posted on 06/18/2010 7:36:32 PM PDT by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Texas Fossil

Um....this is satire. He didn’t really say that.


15 posted on 06/18/2010 7:36:54 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Johnny me boy, this one is almost TOO close to reality, TOO true to life.

Good one!


16 posted on 06/18/2010 7:38:10 PM PDT by Shimmer1 (Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens
Almost true; the Constitution has a qualifier in Art 1 Sec 6: [...] and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place.
17 posted on 06/18/2010 7:38:39 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: John Semmens

Well, nowhere in the video did he state that he cannot be questioned anywhere else and that is the reason for him molesting the child. Instead, he got aggressive and asked, “Who are you? [I want to come to your house and rape you.]”

The words in brackets above were not exactly uttered but were clear from his actions. He is clearly a child molester. Even on this argument, what an idiot he is! The argument fails since no one forced him to respond to the question. What a moron.

We need an ad that says that the Obama supporting Democrat MOLESTED A CHILD!


18 posted on 06/18/2010 7:38:57 PM PDT by JimWayne
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Joe 6-pack

sorry missed it, but looking back it says “semi-satire”


19 posted on 06/18/2010 7:39:05 PM PDT by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 15 | View Replies]

To: ilgipper

The way they write them, statements are believable. Pretty good at getting my blood pressure up before I see the source. Guaranteed to make me laugh.


20 posted on 06/18/2010 7:39:32 PM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-6061-65 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson