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President Visits Coast after Unfortunate Mix-up between the words “Gulf” and “Golf”
The Vitamin Press ^ | 06/13/2010 | Kip Hooker

Posted on 06/14/2010 6:32:47 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress

Burris, La- Due to an embarrassing mix up today President of the United States Buraq Obama was forced to spend 15 minutes viewing the devastation that a several month old oil spill has wreaked upon the Gulf of Mexico and the several states whose coastlines buttress with that famed body of water. The confusion lay in a memo charting out the President’s itinerary for this week and a typo contained therein that had accidentally substituted the word “gulf” for the word “golf”. And so instead of being spirited away to another vacation where the President had intended to drop the ball on 18 holes he was instead forced to confront a situation where he had only failed to address one.

Upon seeing the magnitude of this travesty a shocked Obama remarked upon how awful it was that something of this nature and scope could occur without him being aware of it and opined that his lack of properly being briefed in the matter was no doubt the fault of the previous administration. The President’s substantial distress was relieved greatly, however, when it was explained to him that just because the spill was occurring in the Gulf of Mexico was no reason to believe that any Mexican’s would be adversely affected by it. Quite the contrary, the disaster seemed poised to mostly harm Americans. Upon hearing this good news the President directed that he immediately be relocated to the nearest Sandals Beach Resort so he catch up on the latest issue of Cosmo while sipping an Arugula Martini and engaging in the important and serious work of planning another party at The White House and another tax payer funded 3 million dollar date night with Michelle in New York City.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: golf; obama; oilspill
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To: mikrofon

Genius! LOL!


21 posted on 06/14/2010 8:08:01 PM PDT by P.O.E. ("Danger is My Beer" - Rev. Dr. Fred Lane)
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To: P.O.E.; Roscoe Karns

Thanks, but the graphic is from Roscoe Karns, and it’s a keeper!


22 posted on 06/15/2010 6:36:55 AM PDT by mikrofon (Caption BUMP)
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To: TheVitaminPress

tragic mix-up!


23 posted on 06/15/2010 12:56:42 PM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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To: mikrofon

lol


24 posted on 06/15/2010 12:57:46 PM PDT by GeronL (Political Correctness Kills)
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To: mikrofon; Roscoe Karns

Kudos to Roscoe!


25 posted on 06/15/2010 4:13:19 PM PDT by P.O.E. ("Danger is My Beer" - Rev. Dr. Fred Lane)
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To: GeronL

Haha, thanks for posting!


26 posted on 06/15/2010 4:43:05 PM PDT by TheVitaminPress (as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
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