Don’t be too hard on yourself, sten.
Here are a couple sparkling “chem trail” gems from the Alex Jones Galactic Recruiting Station:
“Shhh!!!, What If It Was Reported That They Are Spraying Aluminum?”
— and this —
European Parliament Questioned on Chemtrails
Avionews | Aircraft condensation trails which no longer only contain water but cause persistent milky veils, possibly due to the presence of barium, aluminum and iron.
[Yeah, like clouds are such persistent milky veils too, probably due to tinfoil. And the multi-colored ‘chem’ trails, which aren’t due to light prisms from the sun — no, they must be something sinister.]