“You’ve messed with the wrong president, and polls show quite clearly I am the wrong president.”
11. “I’ll scratch your eyes out and put them in your
back pockets so you can see my wife kicking your ass!”
BWAHAHAHAHA! I love it!
From SF Gate.com, September 17, 2008:
"In Elko, Obama tried to anticipate his critics and called on the crowd of about 1,500 to sharpen their elbows, too.
'I need you to go out and talk to your friends and talk to your neighbors. I want you to talk to them whether they are independent or whether they are Republican. I want you to argue with them and get in their face,' he [Obama] said."
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/09/17/politics/p185733D40.DTL&type=politics
In Obama’s world, this is referred to as “butching up.”
"I'm dangerous. I'm a loose cannon. I'm unpredictable. No one knows what my handlers will load into this teleprompter next."
"I'm half the man Michelle is, and that's saying something."
"Ask another question like that and you'll end up with all my college friends."
"Mess with me and one day you could be getting out of the shower and find yourself face to face with a naked ballet dancer."
"Plug the @$#% hole or I will be forced to blame you again tomorrow."
"Say hello to my little friend ... Rahm."
How about:
Alright, dammit — You’ll be getting a letter of deep concern from me in short order.. as soon as I finish my waffle!
Push me one more time and you’ll find me giving a major speech on good neighborliness!
There will an unprecedented amount of ass kicked...as soon as Rahm and Axelrod get back from lunch.
Number one should be “I won”