Al Gore Divorce: Tipper Gore Fed Up Living with Al Gore?

Right Pundits ^ | 6/1/10 | MCCAIN

[Dr. Scarpetta]

One can imagine that living with Al Gore is a living hell. I would say that about all politicians but especially Al Gore.

All of them are insanely driven to power, but in Al Gore’s case the 2000 election dispute changed him as a man.

He started acting strangely. He took a teaching job for a spell which was metaphorically a time out from life.

The long beard appeared soon after the recount, and then the fat Al Gore emerged as if he was eating every vote and voter.

Al Gore became the butt of late night talk show monologues.

The sloppy appearance may have been a telltale sign of termporary mental instability, having lost the presidency by a mere 500 votes because of a poorly designed butterfly ballot in Florida.

Ah, what might have been.

Al Gore began to pull himself together after his couple year sabbatical from public life but the obsession with global warming caused many to question his continuing distance from reason.

He produced a propaganda movie called An Inconvenient Truth which served only to dumb down the raging debate about global warming science.

He sounded academic throughout his global warming odyssey, but the recent debunking of global warming mythology by skeptical scientists may have put him over the edge.

[PGR88]

to quote John Candy:

He swallowed a lot of rage - and a lot of pizzas.

[x]

Tipper fed up with Al?

It would be nice to think so, but I suspect it was Al who wanted out.

We'll find out soon enough.

[Venturer]

Tipper has been on sedatives and anti-depressants for years. She finally woke up and saw what she was married to, screamed late into the night, packed her bags and ran.

[Cobra64]

[Rebelbase]

Other than a testy property settlement I don’t really see this being a problem for Albert as he always has himself to love.

[garbanzo]

The other woman’s name is Gaia.

[Maine Mariner]

Later this evening or tomorrow?

[Art in Idaho]

Maybe she's been doing some serious academic research on Global Warming and found out it is a Myth!

[rabidralph]

And Barak just declared June Gay, Lesbian, Bi, Trans month. Hmmm.

[Jewbacca]

“Old rich guy . Darling of the left now single . Fun times ahead with the young ones . No more no less.”

No doubt he was getting Monicas from environmental hippy chicks looking to do their part to help their Gaia Priest.

[rabidralph]

He doesn’t look very happy nor committed.

[Manic_Episode]

Tipper, a Christian, must finally have realized that Al is working full time for Satan.

[GeronL]

I bet she wants half, just not half of that carbon offset scam

[LaineyDee]

How long will it take for the ‘other woman’ to pop up?

Now that.....made me gag.

[tpmintx]

...having lost the presidency by a mere 500 votes because of a poorly designed butterfly ballot in Florida.

The so called poorly designed butterfly ballot only impacted illiterate voters who were told to "Punch the second hole" and were not able to discern that they were voting for Pat Buchanan if they counted the holes from the top. If they could read "Al Gore", they would vote for their intended candidate by punching the hole to which the arrow next to Mr. Gore's name was pointing.

This is proof to me that even vote-stealing Dimmicrats sometimes lose out to people who are able to read.

I can only imagine that Tipper has gotten tired of living with such a hypocritical, sanctimonious (bleep).

[driftdiver]

Well.... he would have been a better president than BO and that aint sayin much.

[Paleo Conservative]

Hey, Hey, Hey!

[LucyT]

. . . . . Al Gore in Vietnam:

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***One can imagine that living with Al Gore is a living hell.***

Even his cousins (who are my kin) can’t stand him. They all voted REPUBLICAN!

[LucyT]

. . . . . The Way They Were: