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DUmmie FUnnies 05-24-10 (DUmmies Enraged That Obama Talks Hoops While Oil Leak Continues)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 24, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/24/2010 2:45:18 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

"Community Organizer" is just a fancy way of saying "B.S. Artist." And the DUmmies are now discovering that The One is a first class B.S. Artist. Yeah, the Gulf of Mexico has been filling up with oil for about 35 days and the biggest response from Obama so far is that he is talking hoops with Marv Albert. I kid you not. But should we be surprised? Here is a guy who barely, if ever, even attended a class at Columbia University. What did he DO at Harvard? Well, he got elected editor of Harvard Law Review but he wrote NOTHING for that journal. In fact, what did he ever DO at Harvard or anywhere else? Pretty much what he always did which was to coast through life on a pile of B.S., enabled by admiring liberals. And now those same liberals, and DUmmies, are discovering that Obama is a complete DO-NOTHING as you can see in this THREAD, "Mr. President now is not the time to be talking basketball." So let us now watch the DUmmies burn in Bolshevik Red while Obama shoots hoops while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Marv performed his Vampire routine on The One, is in the [barackets]:

Mr. President now is not the time to be talking basketball.

[But didn't FDR talk hoops to a joint session of Congress the day after the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor?]

The Gulf of Mexico is dying and you are talking basketball? WTF were you thinking?

[Big Four Tournament.]

Obama explores LeBron's options

[Option A: Do Nothing in the Gulf.
Option B: Do nothing in the Gulf.]

If LeBron James isn't sure he can win in Cleveland, President Barack Obama thinks there's an opportunity with his hometown Chicago Bulls.

[Quiet! The B.S. Artist is in session.]

"You know, like I said, I don't want to meddle," Obama told TNT. "I will say this: Rose, Joakim Noah it's a pretty good core. You know, you could see LeBron fitting in pretty well there."

[Talk Hoops. Do Nothing. Talk Hoops. Do Nothing. Talk Hoops. Do Nothing...]

Obama was interviewed about a number of basketball subjects by broadcaster Marv Albert on the White House basketball court. The interview will be shown Tuesday night at 8 p.m. ET.

[Will it pre-empt the news about the oil leak?]

BTW what a bone headed thing to say too ..... Mr. President you already have the Illinois vote sewn up but Ohio is the important vote.

[Don't be so sure about the Illinois vote. And now more from the DUmmies on the B.S. Artist...]

It showed a tin ear to both the gravity of the situation in the Gulf and .... could lose Obama @ least 50,000 votes in Ohio in 2012. It is fine for him to watch, play, and talk basketball ..... I am all for that and I am sure it helps him deal w/ the stress of being President but to go on the record at this time was not a smart thing to do.

[The B.S. Artist freezes at the prospect of actually DOING something. So much easier to just talk hoops with Marv.]

It's not the time for any of the business-as-usual stuff he's been doing... It's astounding how clueless the prez is about this.

[Not so much clueless as frozen by fear of taking action.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; hoops; obama; oilleak
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To: PJ-Comix

Basketball Jones...


41 posted on 05/25/2010 5:42:53 AM PDT by lwd
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To: Miss Marple
I do the same thing at CVS with their CVS bucks. Sale item, coupon, CVS bucks, plus CVS bucks back on the purchase.

The problem I have with CVS (and Walgreens) is the limits they place on the numbers of items I can buy. I have one store that cooperates completely with me and I merely have to order stuff and they hold it for me in the backroom. For example, from this store I ordered 200 bottles of "stuff" early last week. On Saturday, 120 bottles arrived and I picked them up. Yesterday the remaining 80 bottles arrived and I also picked them up. Total retail (on sale) value was $600 plus tax. Me? I got them all for less than $8 including tax.

42 posted on 05/25/2010 5:55:17 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: cripplecreek

Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones
Got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo

Yes, I am the victim of a Basketball Jones
Ever since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin’
In fac’, I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my mama bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a basketball to me

I even put that basketball underneath my pillow
Maybe that’s why I can’t sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me
I need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of life
Someone I can pass to
Someone to hit the open man on the give-and-go
And not end up in the popcorn machine
So cheerleaders, help me out

{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones)
(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)

{while Tyrone Shoelaces sings/speaks...}
Oh, that sounds so sweet
Sing it out
C’mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with me
That be bad, honky
Yeah
I want everybody in the whole stadium to stand up and sing with us
Oh yeah, sing it out like you’re proud
All right, everybody watchin’ coast-to-coast, sing along with us
Bill Russell, sing along with us
Chick Hearn, sing along with us
Chris Schenkel, don’t sing nothin’

Oh, it feels so good
Gimme the ball
I’ll go one-on-one against the world, left-handed
I could stuff it from center court with my toes
I could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change I
could, I could dribble behind my back I got more moves than Ex-Lax I’m bad I could
dribble with my tongue Here I go down court, try to stop me You can’t stop me ‘cause I
got a Basketball Jones Here I come That’s my hook shot with my eyebrow Yeah, I could
dunk it with my nose I’m, I’m bad as King Kong, gimme the ball I’m hot, I’m hot as...,
I’m hot as..., I’m hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uh

(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)
(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)


43 posted on 05/25/2010 5:57:32 AM PDT by lwd
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To: Ballygrl
Seriously, you need to start on couponing blog and give us your secrets.

I'll confine it to occasional tips here on the DUFUs just as incentive for you to read it. I already gave you that Gatorade tip.

44 posted on 05/25/2010 5:57:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: Miss Marple; PJ-Comix

“Kohls Cash” and tax free 1/2 off sale priced clothing items go very well together.


45 posted on 05/25/2010 9:26:50 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: PJ-Comix
Here is a guy who barely, if ever, even attended a class at Columbia University. What did he DO at Harvard?

That's where he got his B.S. degree.

46 posted on 05/25/2010 2:40:08 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO, B.S.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Mr. President, now is not the time to be talking basketball.

Obama: "You're right. Now is the time to be PLAYING basketball!"

47 posted on 05/25/2010 2:42:43 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO, B.S.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Obama thinks there's an opportunity with his hometown Chicago Bulls.

First of all, as a born-and-raised Chicagoan, I must object to referring to Chicago as BO's "hometown." He ran a scam operation there for a few years, that's it.

Secondly, as a Bulls' fan going back 40 years (a former season-ticket holder, even), I do not want this guy putting the Curse of the Obamabino on them.

48 posted on 05/25/2010 2:50:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO, B.S.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"You know, like I said, I don't want to meddle . . ."

". . . but I will anyway."

49 posted on 05/25/2010 2:52:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO, B.S.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"I will say this: Rose, Joakim Noah, it's a pretty good core.

DERRICK Rose, Joakim NOAH . . . See? He IS thinking of the oil spill floating in the water!

50 posted on 05/25/2010 2:55:22 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO, B.S.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco
If this guy were a TRUE Chicagoan, he would know the big story right now is not the Bulls, but rather YOUR . . .

Stanley Cup, here we come! GO HAWKS!

51 posted on 05/25/2010 3:08:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO, B.S.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco

I guess they don’t play much hockey in Indonesia and Hawaii.


52 posted on 05/25/2010 3:09:50 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (BO, B.S.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Around here, PJ, all of the stores pose limits. (Central Indiana).

Because I am only shopping for myself (husband is working overseas), I am content with what I can get for free or nearly so.

A lot of what I eat is non-coupon, fresh fruits, veggies, meats, so I mostly concentrate on toiletries and cleaning supplies.

I am fascinated with your stories, however, and am always glad to see a true success in couponing!


53 posted on 05/25/2010 5:21:49 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: Miss Marple

Some stores treat it like a crime scene when you get lots of stuff cheap/free via coupons. Other stores actively encourage couponing. One store I simply place an order for hundreds of items and they hold them for me until I show up. They are smart since coupons are the same as money. If I owned a food store I would actively encourage couponing. I gave that store this past week $600 worth of sales via coupons.


54 posted on 05/25/2010 5:29:04 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: Miss Marple
A lot of what I eat is non-coupon, fresh fruits, veggies, meats...

All covered by coupons if you know how to work it. The last time I checked there are no coupons for buying computers yet this very laptop I am posting with I got for FREE via coupons.

55 posted on 05/25/2010 5:30:47 PM PDT by PJ-Comix ( Redundancy Can Be Quite Catchy As Well As Contagious)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmie that pointed out that he said something about as offensive to NE Ohioans as praising fart modell might deserve a Kewpie doll. I’ve gotten some strong BHObashing mileage with this one.

Around here we are hoping Himself pays about as much attention to BHO as the Olympic committee did.


56 posted on 05/26/2010 6:47:27 PM PDT by E Rocc (The Census form says to use blue or black ink. Methinks *red* ink is more apropos.)
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