That reminds me, I need to site in some rifles.
Invest in steel, copper and lead.
I thought you lost them in a boating accident?
Or were you the guy who was cleaning your guns, on the railroad tracks, when all of a sudden!.... A train came through and ...WHOOSH!
As it went by you could see your former weapons being ground up into metal shavings.
That was you..., or so I thought. /s