[the lone haranguer]

Here’s a thought for Zero and Ms. Zero.

For him:
How about leading by example and giving up your smokes?

For her:
How about keeping your nose out of my business and worry about your smokestack of a husband and your (self-admitted) chubby kids?

[fatnotlazy]

Even if the two of them were leading a healthy lifestyle, how dare they tell me what to eat and what to do?

Oh, I keep forgetting — they’re Communists; they think government should be able to control our lives.

*Unladylike spit!*