Al Gore Goes To the Big House

The Looking Spoon ^ | 4-10-2010 | Jared H. McAndersen

[The Looking Spoon]

At the end of last month the Los Angeles Times reported on yet another display of Al Gore telegraphing how not sorry he must be in failing to steal the 2000 presidential election.

Former Vice President Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, have added a Montecito-area property to their real estate holdings, reports the Montecito Journal.

The couple spent $8,875,000 on an ocean-view villa on 1.5 acres with a swimming pool, spa and fountains, a real estate source familiar with the deal confirms. The Italian-style house has six fireplaces, five bedrooms and nine bathrooms.

Clearly the cooler weather and Climategate emails are threatening his relevancy so its time to do his part and play catchup by buying yet another mansion.

If Al Gore gets any richer we'll have to call him a Country Club Republican for the principle of it.

Hey, I don't begrudge him having a nice expensive, energy and resource guzzling house if he's willing and able to pay for it.

I just don't appreciate him and the other Marie Antoinettes playing Chicken Little with global warming telling me what I need to do to reduce my "carbon footprint" on the environment. I mean, God forbid my Toyota Corolla get in the way of Al Gore's face-time with his private jet.

Little did I realize they actually tell us the sky is falling because they want more of everything for themselves. We don't need emails from phony scientists blowing the lid on global warming...we just need to watch how Al Gore lives his life!

If we need to truly modify our lifestyles to bring salvation to our ecosystem then surely Mother Nature's main squeeze would want to lead by example right?

Gore should live it all up while he can...with each passing day the global warming scam has been getting picked on like a scab on a hungry vampire, and before Gore knows it he'll have to move into a place much more fitting for the likes of scum like him...

See some shots of the Inconvenient Palace in question courtesy of Newsbusters here.

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[FlingWingFlyer]

I think those NINE BATHROOMS will come in handy for FOS Al.

[GSP.FAN]

“The couple spent $8,875,000 on an ocean-view villa .”
These people should be concerned about Global Warming,in a few years all coastal properties will be underwater,according to Al Gore...

[Mr_Moonlight]

There ... fixed it

[Fred Hayek]

I was thinking AlGore was on his way to another kind of Big House. Terre Haute, IN? Canon City, CO? Rahway, NJ (OK, that’s a state big house, but a really rough neighborhood)?

[The Looking Spoon]

LOL!!!!!

EXCELLENT! I’m adding this to the post and giving you credit.

Thanks!

[dalereed]

I am really disapointed that the “Big House” in the headline wasn’t prison!!!

[dfwgator]

He’d just better stay away from Michigan Stadium.

[PATRIOT1876]

He treads lightly on the planet with the hobnailed boot of a green dictatorship. Some footprint! He needs a $9 million house, but we “little people” should turn our heat down, walk everywhere, eat no food (that causes CO2 you know!), bow our heads and worship the pseudoscience that come out of the mouths of liars like al gore.

Of course if you buy some writs of absolution (carbon credits*)from a company owned by this high preist you can use a much energy as you want and add to his $100 million + fortune.

*New advertising campaign calls then “Karbon Kredits” and uses popular anime characters to make it fun and help influence the children to become like watermelons, green on the outside red on the inside)