If you want a holiday worth celebrating, it’s got to be “April 10th Day”.
Because it is “National Chocolate Overindulgence Day!” (the exclamation point is part of the title.)
Its purpose is not just to eat chocolate, but to OVEREAT chocolate, until its muscle relaxant ingredient, phenylalanine, kicks in, and leaves you unwilling to stand up. For a typical adult, that is about 1 pound of REAL chocolate.
Since eating a pound of chocolate isn’t easy, it is best to mix and match various kinds of chocolate. But not too much other ingredients like fillings, because you don’t want to spoil your appetite.
It’s too late for this year, but be sure to mark it on your calendars for next year.
“April 10th Day”, “National Chocolate Overindulgence Day!”
LOL I didn’t know there were two Mother’s Days. :)