Which body part has the resemblance he was referring to?
Posted on 05/05/2010 12:20:42 PM PDT by Mikey_1962
An Everett man who may have been on drugs was scaring women and children at the corner of Broadway and Cross streets on April 28, police said.
When police approached Derek J. Goodwin, 29, as he sat in the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Broadway, Goodwin allegedly told them, "You are dismissed I don't recognize your authority."
Police said Goodwin was irritated, slurred his speech and had pin pointed pupils. When Officer Richard Lavey asked Goodwin his name, Goodwin allegedly said, "My name is Cheesy Beef Burrito." As Goodwin spoke, food was shooting out of his mouth, police said.
Police said Goodwin then stood up and started yelling at workers and customers, "Cheesy beef burrito, cheesy beef burrito."
Goodwin tipped over chairs and a table in KFC as police tried to cuff him.
Police were originally called to Broadway and Cross street by a Department of Public Works employee who allegedly saw Goodwin scare a woman and child as they boarded a bus. Goodwin then rap up to the employee, who was operating a mini street sweeper, and banged on the windshield.
Goodwin was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.
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*ding* Cuck-oo! *ding* Cuck-oo! *ding* Cuck-oo!
Sounds like he needs a nice, long stay at the Happy Dell Home for the Crazed.
He has a point, I mean, police officers at a KFC? It's not as though this guy was a squatter at Dunkin Donuts, now there they'd have some say in the matter!
*cough*mayormenino*cough*
Throw him in a cell with a Gordito named Bubba.
Which body part has the resemblance he was referring to?
But when you are toast and under suspicion it won't get far,
I remember one time in Athens Ohio at the Halloween party there, I was walking (drunkenly( down an alley and the police stopped me.
Where are you going? They asked.
HOME I said.
Where is home? they asked.
“Right here” I said and opened the first door within grasp.
It turned out to be the backdoor of a Chinese Restaurant.
I walked up to the first old Chinese woman I saw and said: “Mom I'm home!”
The cops looked at her and me with my red hair and green eyes and obviously Irish face, and said “Sir Come with us!”
News from your neighbors. If only he’d gone by the handle “Chalupa Grande”, they woulda let him go...
Somerville err, Slumerville.
The one thing Slumerville does have is a Market Basket supermarket - overall cheapest prices in MA. The Slumerville store is the closest location to Boston, but, as you can guess, is a zoo.
I used to date that guy, dead seriously, I don’t think he need PCP, he probably could use some Lithium, though.
I had some weird dates too.
One first date the woman pulled a paper bag out of her purse, put something into it and started breathing it.
She was huffing glue!
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