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Information regarding Gonorrhea Lectem - Kudos to UK Granny420!
UK Reuters.com ^ | May 4, 2010 | Gypsy286

Posted on 05/04/2010 9:10:17 AM PDT by GYPSY286

CDC Release Information regarding Gonorrhea Lectem The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectem. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘em.” The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008…but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectem is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it. Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts, with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

(Excerpt) Read more at uk.reuters.com ...


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Found this and thought it was hysterical so I'm passing it on!
1 posted on 05/04/2010 9:10:17 AM PDT by GYPSY286
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To: GYPSY286

i also heard a few mins ago that he was a registered democrat....not sure if that is true or not but did hear it from a source...


2 posted on 05/04/2010 9:22:57 AM PDT by tatsinfla
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To: tatsinfla

oops...hit the wrong item...sorry


3 posted on 05/04/2010 9:25:51 AM PDT by tatsinfla
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To: GYPSY286

LOL funny!


4 posted on 05/04/2010 9:47:07 AM PDT by Reddy (B.O. stinks)
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To: GYPSY286

LOL!


5 posted on 05/04/2010 9:53:25 AM PDT by knittnmom ("...only dead fish 'go with the flow'". - Sarah Palin 7/09)
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To: GYPSY286

Good one!


6 posted on 05/04/2010 10:12:25 AM PDT by Pessimist
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