Sarah Palin Challenges Barney Frank To Weenie Roast In Honor Of Boy Scouts

Elective Decisions ^ | 04/18/10 | Chris Davis

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Wasilla, AK—In honoring the Boy Scouts of America’s 100th Anniversary, Sarah Palin has laid down the gauntlet on Congressman Barney Frank, D-MA, challenging him to a weenie roast at high noon on the White House lawn on April 25, 2009. Many agree that this is a daunting challenge for Palin, considering that there isn’t a weenie that Frank doesn’t know how to roast.

The challenge will determine who would’ve been the better Boy Scout: Palin or Frank? And Palin isn’t holding back, breaking out the Hebrew National brand of Kosher Beef Hot Dogs, knowing that Barney Frank’s strength in weenies is kosher dogs. Palin’s other consideration in this challenge is that kosher weenies roast much quicker, largely because of the lack of fat.

“That,” says Palin, “is the key. I doubt very seriously that Frank has roasted a lean hot dog in a very long time. So I know I’ve got the edge.”

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