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Sarah Palin Challenges Barney Frank To Weenie Roast In Honor Of Boy Scouts
Elective Decisions ^ | 04/18/10 | Chris Davis

Posted on 04/18/2010 4:27:08 PM PDT by writer33

Wasilla, AK—In honoring the Boy Scouts of America’s 100th Anniversary, Sarah Palin has laid down the gauntlet on Congressman Barney Frank, D-MA, challenging him to a weenie roast at high noon on the White House lawn on April 25, 2009. Many agree that this is a daunting challenge for Palin, considering that there isn’t a weenie that Frank doesn’t know how to roast.

The challenge will determine who would’ve been the better Boy Scout: Palin or Frank? And Palin isn’t holding back, breaking out the Hebrew National brand of Kosher Beef Hot Dogs, knowing that Barney Frank’s strength in weenies is kosher dogs. Palin’s other consideration in this challenge is that kosher weenies roast much quicker, largely because of the lack of fat.

“That,” says Palin, “is the key. I doubt very seriously that Frank has roasted a lean hot dog in a very long time. So I know I’ve got the edge.”

(Excerpt) Read more at electivedecisions.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: barney; chrisdavis; frank; fwank; sarahpalin
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Here you go, Laz. I prostrate myself at your feet as a mere amateur in awe of you. LOL!
1 posted on 04/18/2010 4:27:08 PM PDT by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ..

Satire ping! I merely stand in the shadows of the great Lazamataz!


2 posted on 04/18/2010 4:27:45 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

I am sure Barney has handled plenty of weenies in his lifetime.


3 posted on 04/18/2010 4:28:57 PM PDT by Mr. Wright
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To: writer33

Barney will let Sarah roast ‘em.

He just wants to eat them weenies!


4 posted on 04/18/2010 4:29:37 PM PDT by airborne ("Peace, Love, Dope" has now become "Hope, Change, Obama" !!!)
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To: writer33

A ballsy challenge. Barney is sure to eat it up.


5 posted on 04/18/2010 4:30:26 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions...$1 Halfbaked...50c)
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To: Mr. Wright

“I am sure Barney has handled plenty of weenies in his lifetime.”

Barney doesn’t go to weenie roasts. He hosts weenie soaks.


6 posted on 04/18/2010 4:31:09 PM PDT by mark3681
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To: writer33

I’d say Palin gets invited to all the weenie roasts. She’s got somethin’ you just kind a like.


7 posted on 04/18/2010 4:31:26 PM PDT by dr_who
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To: writer33

“I prostrate myself at your feet..”

Weenies and prostate at one’s feet will send Barney into a frenzy


8 posted on 04/18/2010 4:31:35 PM PDT by GQuagmire ( We are no longer Massholes)
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To: writer33

...as for Barney, he’s popular too but in a different sorta way.


9 posted on 04/18/2010 4:32:24 PM PDT by dr_who
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"I doubt very seriously that Frank has roasted a lean hot dog in a very long time"

True, Sarah. But,I heard he has shoved a BallPark Frank in between a couple of lean hot buns.

10 posted on 04/18/2010 4:34:52 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (The Last Boy Scout)
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To: parsifal
You cannot ignore this one. lol
11 posted on 04/18/2010 4:36:49 PM PDT by verity (Obama Lies)
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To: writer33; Lazamataz
LOL! Are ya'all having a duel?

5.56mm

12 posted on 04/18/2010 4:37:11 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: Mr. Wright

LOL!


13 posted on 04/18/2010 4:39:43 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

This is just wrong.

LOL. I love it.


14 posted on 04/18/2010 4:39:43 PM PDT by I still care (I believe in the universality of freedom -George Bush, asked if he regrets going to war.)
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To: airborne

Barney likey the weenies. LOL!


15 posted on 04/18/2010 4:40:06 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: mylife

LOL!


16 posted on 04/18/2010 4:40:25 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: mark3681

LOL!


17 posted on 04/18/2010 4:40:50 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: dr_who

LOL!


18 posted on 04/18/2010 4:41:02 PM PDT by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

I think Bawney wants more of a bratwurst than a little weenie...


19 posted on 04/18/2010 4:41:16 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Freedom's Fortress")
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To: writer33

Ouch! Keep it up Sar-whah.


20 posted on 04/18/2010 4:41:45 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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