Anyone not asking for liberal gifts is, of course, an American, and as we know from decades of history classes, being a plain-old American is a sin, making one retroactively guilty for oppression, genocide, etc/
Once one embraces his/her victimhood status, and admits only liberal governmental control can wash away that sin, he/she can be considered a normal person. Any American who actually stands up for liberty, especially if he has skin of a darker color than Nora O'Donnell's is, of course, a weirdo.
Great assessment, and totally spot-on.
I'm constantly amazed at people who are amazed that I'm a conservative black man. The unspoken communication from them, is, "How can you possibly side with those who've oppressed you and your kind? Don't you understand that only we liberals care about you poor, unfortunate, and powerless black people?"
Once they realize that I'm the real thing, they treat me just like any other evil conservative. It's pretty disgusting.