DUmmie FUnnies 04-15-10 (Tea Pitty: "Sarah Palin came to Boston and all I got was this lousy blog")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 15, 2010 | Primed Minister William Pitt the Drunker

[wjcsux]

So that is Pitt? The butt of my Lhaso Apso looks better than that.

[Ultra Sonic 007]

10:05 a.m. - All these people are carrying pro-Constitution signs, but I keep hearing . . . anti-Federal government comments. It begs the question . . . since the Constitution itself established federal governance to begin with, what document are these people actually reading? Maybe the Reader's Digest version?

*headdesk*

[Slings and Arrows]

That too.

[Future Snake Eater]

Yeah, that one’s certainly face palm worthy.

And what’s with the “white people” this and “white people” that? Does Pitt (along with other leftists) consider himself black? Reminds me of Pfleger in his ranting “I’m white, I’m entitled!” speech at Trinity Church, with all the good, salt-of-the-earth black folks laughing hysterically. Did he really think a single one of them would choose him over ANY black person in ANY situation?

It boggles my mind.

[PJ-Comix]

[Wee Willie will use the term "'Baggers" dozens of times throughout these threads. He seems obsessed with it. I think it goes back to games he and Jason Leopold used to play.]

Did you know that Leopold (of Leopold & Lib) is BACK at TruthOut as Deputy Managing Editor?

[PJ-Comix]

[That's the Pitt calling the Caucasian white. Take a look at Ol' Pastyhead:]

It's the sickly fishbelly white gene. There are people like that who can NEVER tan and remain with that unhealthy look. Pitt is one of them. Very painful to look at them when they turn lobster red when they are out in the sun for a few minutes.

[PJ-Comix]

[Uh, Will, have you listened to your own gravelly voice lately?]

10,000 packs of cigarettes went into lining the Pitt throat to give us that unique sound.

[Arrowhead1952]

From Boston, the 'Bagger parade heads to Washington, DC, for a rally on tax day, which will in all likelihood earn itself a first-ballot nomination to the Public Stupidity Hall of Fame.

[Pitt has his own wing in the Public Stupidity Hall of Fame.]

From DUmmie land, the bugger parade heads to Boston to agitate the patriots of America.

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the average American has been well-trained to believe Massachusetts is some far-left haven dotted with statues of Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky,

The intelligent American knows that Massachusetts is some far-left haven dotted with statues of Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky,

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Adding to this is the ugly subtext of racism, which is all too prevalent in . . .

[. . . the made-up stories about the Tea Parties.]

Quit talking about the DUmmie TOTUS you leftists elected.

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8:35 a.m. - Woke up and turned the TV on. . . .

[Pitt had blacked out for a moment after an all-night bender at Bukowski's.]

8:35??? Heck, I have been at work for over two hours at 8:35. Get a REAL effing job.

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Even at half volume, Palin's voice is like fingernails across the chalkboard of my soul.

[Uh, Will, have you listened to your own gravelly voice lately?]

At half volume, I cannot stand zero on the radio, tv or anything. I have to turn his nasty, irritating, grating, obnoxious, scraggly, voice
OFF.

[Arrowhead1952]

10:05 a.m. - All these people are carrying pro-Constitution signs, but I keep hearing . . . anti-Federal government comments. It begs the question . . . since the Constitution itself established federal governance to begin with, what document are these people actually reading? Maybe the Reader's Digest version?

*headdesk*

Saw your comment earlier, so didn't comment on that. No joke. It's like they think "We don't need no stink'in Constitution for this country".

[mikrofon]

Palin is on, but the microphone just cut out.

What do you have to say for yourself, young man?

I was just out getting some feedback from the crowd...

[Roscoe Karns]

ROFL!

[Purrcival]

Pitt’s the one who is a regular at Bukowski’s.

[Free_at_last_-2001]

Like vampires drawn to blood, liberals rely on the taxes paid by others to support their socialist wealth-redistribution schemes and scams. - Simple solution - no representation without taxation. If you don’t contribute you don’t distribute.