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The Knee Pad Store Holds 50% Off Sale For Congress
Elective Decisions ^
| 04/09/10
| Chris Davis
Posted on 04/09/2010 6:13:44 PM PDT by writer33
Dallas, TX—Has your Congressman or Senator spent most of their time in Congress on their knees? Do you reside in the states of California, Nevada, Nebraska, Louisiana, Arizona, Michigan, Massachusetts, South Carolina or Maine? If you’ve answered yes to either of the above questions, then you need to take a trip to The Knee Pad Store.
The Knee Pad Store is your source for every type of knee pad imaginable. They have blue pads, black pads, green pads, yellow pads, soft pads, hard pads…you name it. They’ve got it. They’ve got manly pads for your male Congressman or Senator. They’ve got fashionable pads for your female Senator or Congresswoman, because after all, nothing says fashion more than a matching set of knee pads.
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; kneepads
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:13:45 PM PDT
by
writer33
To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZamericonnie; b4its2late; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; ..
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:14:00 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Knee Pad Nancy needs several replacements!
To: writer33
“Nothing quite says, “You’re a worthless whore,” more than a set of knee pads from The Knee Pad Store. “
ROTFLMAO!
Good one, Chris.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:17:56 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(Support our troops....and vote out the RINOS!)
To: writer33
Wonderful Chris, I love it!
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:18:26 PM PDT
by
wagglebee
("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
To: writer33; All
The larger question remains though.....does Congress truly care about sales?
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:19:02 PM PDT
by
Red in Blue PA
(Thinking of using 911 for protection? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
To: Jack Hydrazine
Yes, Nancy wears her knee pads out.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:19:47 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it, sjb.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:20:30 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
We may as well spring for them, we don’t want to have to pay for their knee surgery later.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:20:38 PM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(Congress is out of order!)
To: wagglebee
Thanks, wagglebee. Glad you enjoyed it. Thank you for reading. I do appreciate it.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:20:55 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Red in Blue PA
does Congress truly care about sales?No, but The Knee Pad Store cares about your business, and they're slashing prices for you. LOL!
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:21:41 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: SouthTexas
Good point. Better save their knees now.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:22:16 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:24:55 PM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(Congress is out of order!)
To: writer33
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:25:46 PM PDT
by
Professional Engineer
(Day 3: the nice Jewish boy pulls off the greatest escape ever.)
To: writer33
I would think instead of going to 50% off sales, Congress would pay 200% or 300%.
Ineptitude at its worst.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:26:59 PM PDT
by
Red in Blue PA
(Thinking of using 911 for protection? Google "Brittany Zimmerman")
To: Professional Engineer
Glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading, PE.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:27:43 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Red in Blue PA
Congress isn’t paying. People are buying the knee pads for their Congressman or Congresswoman.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:28:13 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:28:26 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Build a man a fire; he'll be warm for a night. Set a man on fire; he'll be warm the rest of his life)
To: Cyber Liberty
Glad you enjoyed it, CL. Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it.
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:32:10 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: writer33
Does it take donations of old used knee pads for Haiti?
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posted on
04/09/2010 6:33:44 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(There is only a "Happily ever after" for you if you're the one writing your own script)
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