[Republic]

liberals are the reason recess is no longer fun and summer has lost a lot of its allure as well.

For instance, No dodge ball, no tag and worse, NO MONKEY BARS! (that bastards)

And as for summer, NO HIGH DIVING BOARDS, in fact, in some pools, NO LOW DIVING BOARDS OR ANY DIVING WHATSOEVER...and on and on and on.

[boop]

I don’t know how I survived childhood. Our monkey bars and swings were built into asphalt.