Posted on 04/07/2010 5:34:34 AM PDT by mattstat
A horrific scenario I hope never occurs:
Washington D.C. was attacked today by Country X. Agents from X unleashed a massive chemical and biological barrage. Tens of thousands lie dead and dying, more are sick. Officials fear the worst as the prevailing winds are carrying the contaminants towards Baltimore. Residents in that coastal town have been fleeing for their lives.
Luckily, President Obama was not in the Capitol at the time of the attack.
He was however quick to rush to a microphone to assure the world that the United States would not retaliate with nuclear weapons.
“My lawyers have assured me that Country X has been in full compliance with the Non Proliferation Treaty. They have consistently filled out all the forms required of them—in triplicate—and have undergone all their inspections.
“Since my latest Nuclear Posture Review, I pledged that we will not use nuclear weapons against any country that has completed all the proper paperwork.”
When asked how the United States would respond, since it would not be allowed to use its best weapons, Mr Obama said, “Capitol police have been asked to work double shifts to bring those that carried out this incident to justice.”
Think I’m joking? From yesterday’s Nuclear Posture Review’s Executive Summary:..
(Excerpt) Read more at wmbriggs.com ...
Someone attacks DC? Is that a bad thing?
He just added another “A” to MAD. It’s now “Mutual Assured America’s Destruction”...
Yes and no. My son lives and works there- Bad.
A chance for a fresh start- Good.
Well, it would slow the tide of poisonous legislation.
I just hope he remembers to bow while selling us out.
All of Obama’s foreign policies involve industrial amounts of KY Jelly!
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