To: humblegunner
“This gave his wife time to get a gun and killed the burglar.”
[what?]
2 posted on
04/01/2010 6:21:07 AM PDT by
Salamander
(....and I'm sure I need some rest but sleepin' don't come very easy in a straight white vest.......)
To: Sasparilla
Accident or Expert Marksman?
3 posted on
04/01/2010 6:21:36 AM PDT by
JohnLongIsland
( schmuckie schucks)
To: Sasparilla
She would have gotten her husband if the intruder had not gotten in the way.
5 posted on
04/01/2010 6:23:19 AM PDT by
LottieDah
(If only those who speak so eloquently on the rights of animals would do so on behalf the unborn)
To: Sasparilla
6 posted on
04/01/2010 6:23:58 AM PDT by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
To: Sasparilla
hhhummmmm Don’t remember catching this one on the evening news.
9 posted on
04/01/2010 6:27:40 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: Sasparilla
This gave his wife time to get a gun and killed the burglar. Then the journalist killed the pronoun 'she'.
10 posted on
04/01/2010 6:27:58 AM PDT by
savedbygrace
(You are only leading if people follow. Otherwise, you just wandered off.)
To: Sasparilla
‘wanted cash and drugs’.
The burglars knew there were drugs in the house?
11 posted on
04/01/2010 6:29:58 AM PDT by
Freddd
(CNN is down to Three Hundred Thousand viewers. But they worked for it.)
To: Sasparilla
BANG! DOWN goes another useless scumbag.
To: Sasparilla
Can’t live with them, so she shot him...? /s
15 posted on
04/01/2010 6:36:20 AM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: TheMom; Eaker
The bar has been set.... low, but set all the same.
19 posted on
04/01/2010 6:41:43 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Live jubtabulously! No moobs, please.)
To: Sasparilla
“But, the husband was hit in the arm by a stray shot from his wife’s gun.”
Next, time he’ll take out the f*&^ing garbage when he’s told to.
20 posted on
04/01/2010 6:42:11 AM PDT by
Grunthor
(Over YOUR dead body!)
To: Sasparilla
“This gave his wife time to get a gun and killed the burglar. But, the husband was hit in the arm by a stray shot from his wife’s gun.”
English as a second language classes are usually free at many community centers.
22 posted on
04/01/2010 6:43:44 AM PDT by
Grunthor
(Over YOUR dead body!)
To: Sasparilla
“Being as how you two burglars didn’t do much damage, and how this here shotgun will do you both considerable damage unto death, while messing up my kitchen, I will make you a deal. If each of you prove that you are real men, by chewin’ on and swallowing one of these here bhut jolokia peppers, and not showin’ any distress for one entire minute, then you can skeedaddle, run away fast, and get away clean. And I swear I will not shoot either of you in the back.”
“Your choice.”
To: Sasparilla
Yes, officer. I hit him on accident.
To: Sasparilla
A Houston, Texas couple were accosted by an armed home invader who wanted cash and drugs this week.
It was considerate of the home invader to give the couple a week to meet his demands.
41 posted on
04/01/2010 7:31:16 AM PDT by
Durus
(The People have abdicated our duties and anxiously hopes for just two things, "Bread and Circuses")
To: Sasparilla
Could be a case of over-penetration. Bullets sometimes exit the target and move on, often with considerable force.
55 posted on
04/01/2010 4:20:11 PM PDT by
GenXteacher
(He that hath no stomach for this fight, let him depart!)
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