The Republican Party is strongly opposed to the President's plan to undermine the nation's health care plan by extending it to dolphins.
We, as all good Americans, were happy to see former President Obama's health care initiative enacted into law in 2010. Although our party fought it at the time, we believe that we have been able to work with the Democrat party over the past 20 years to turn it into a workable plan that we can all be proud of.
We were very supportive of extending the plan to cover fertility treatments for gay couples, gender reassignment surgery, and even covering the more highly evolved apes such as gorillas and chimpanzees.
However we must stand opposed to this latest outrage. Dolphins simply are not intelligent enough to deal with the paperwork requirements of maintaining one's health in todays United States. And we are all aware that dolphins are not capable of holding pens and so are unable to fill out all the required forms.
Please stand with us in opposing this outrageous extension to a long-standing and honorable program that has helped so many Americans in so many ways.
Perfect, needs its own thread!
The dolphins have your number...
LOL...And sad at the same time!! LOL
LOL. I'm sure ACORN will be glad to fill out the forms for the dolphins. And the Republicans will eventually see the light and support the idea, you'll see. Lindsey Graham has already had talks with some leaders in the Democratic Party about a bipartisan bill.
The question, however, is how we will finance the dolphin healthcare. With the national debt now at $200 trillion, it seems unlikely that Zimbabwe will be buying any more treasury bonds.