What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blownapart!
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How many liberals does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Forty five. We just don’t know why and they won’t tell.
A poached egg, a piece of bacon and a slice of toast walk into a bar together. The egg says, “A round of beers for me and my pals, here.”
The bartender leans over the bar and squints to take a closer look at the trio and says, “Sorry bud, but we dont serve breakfast here.