Posted on 03/27/2010 9:16:58 PM PDT by smokingfrog
Thank you, I will be practicing number 9 all night in preparation of using it on the missus tomorrow.
Yes I’m positive. LOL!
A good pun is its own reword.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer. The bartender looks at him and says, "For you, no charge."
Yes, the electron one was definately the best!
A mushroom was trying to pick up a date in a bar. He told her, “You should go out with me. I’m a fungi.”
ROFL!
Where did the seaweed find a job?
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The kelp wanted ads.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”
LOL.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.
‘My fav.
The first reminded me too much of one of your dinners.
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Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Use a pun, go to prison.
LOL! Classic!
My girlfriend was supposed to come up on the Amtrak to meet me this weekend, but she took ill with some kind of feminine problem and had to stay in bed.
It just goes to show...
Yeast is yeast,
And rest is rest,
And never the train shall meet.
Hahaha! Very good!
Rudolf: “Look, Tasha, it’s raining across the square on the Kremlin.”
Natasha: “No, Rudolf, silly. That’s not rain, it’s snow!”
Rudolf: “Rain, Tasha.”
Natasha: “Snow, Rudolf!”
Rudolf: “Listen; Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear.”
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!” “No, I’m sorry,” replied the bartender, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”
Buddhist monk to hot dog vendor, “One with everything, please.”
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