Posted on 03/12/2010 7:06:21 AM PST by BigChiefLtd
That is actually answered in the story.
I understand the honeymoon was a bust. She was bed-ridden the whole time.
I can hear the leader of the men in white jackets now...
“Put down the pillow, sir. And and step away from the bed...”
Hey, I don’t report the news... I just make it up! LOL!
You wrote: “I miss the days when you didn’t hear about everybody’s fetishes. I swear people will do anything to get attention.”
I agree. In fact I was just telling MY wife, Schwinn...”
It DOES seem, at times, it’s the freaks that get all the exposure.
To tell you the truth, I wish people WOULD keep their fetishes to themselves... and most do. But when the MEDIA finds out about it, well, let’s just say it’s a whole lot easier to expose some poor geek who marries a pillow than it is to actually cover REAL news like a REAL journalist... like an administraion hell-bent to destroy our economy and freedom. Now THAT would take a little effort. God forbid we should get some objective reporting these days...
Thanks. Are you related to Dan Rather? LOL
No relation to Rather. But if I was, do you think I’d be dumb enough to admit it?
Then again... he makes up news stories and reports them as fact and gets paid millions. I report on verifiable facts and make squat. So who really is the dummy? Then again, I can sleep at night just fine... “in my van, parked down by the river!” LOL
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