Yeah, that's it, that's the ticket, it was er, ah, destroyed, yeah, destroyed in a, er, fire, yeah a fire, in, aaah, um, Hawaii, yeah, that's right, it was in a, um, fire in Hawaii. See?
Perfect - you have identified the ultimate spokesman for the Obama birth certificate.
After it was accidently dropped from a Lear Jet into a volcano on its way to be delivered to _resident obama who was eagerly awaiting its arrival on the mainland so he could prove once and for all he was really born...naturally.