The 50 Points of the Retrosexual or Neosexual Code for Real Men Today

The Way One Vike Sees It ^ | 2/28/10 | Tom Hawks

[OneVike]

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[OneVike]

Guest writer Ping!

Here is an article written by Tom Hawks, he is one of those who agreed to submit articles for my blog. This is his inaugural post. Let him know what you think. He will be submitting political and social articles. In this article he offers a list of 50 items in the Code for the Retrosexual/Neosexual male.

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[Perdogg]

What’s wrong with jai alai? That’s a pretty dangerous sport. When I am in Miami I prefer to bet on that rather than the greyhounds.

[HiTech RedNeck]

ooga ooga ooga!

[HiTech RedNeck]

Maybe it sounds too much like “Hi, Lie.”

[sionnsar]

The Retrosexual or Neosexual Code for Real men

A Real Man^TM does not define himself with any term using "sexual" -- that's for the gender-confused. He is either a Real Man^TM (shorthand: Man^TM, Man, man, or he says nothing because you'll figure it out in short order) or he isn't.

sionnsar, who says nothing (but carries a big claidheamh-mor in case you don't figure it out -- being stoopid could get you kilt).

[stormer]

The author may want to do a bit more research on Randolph Scott.

[Quix]

GREAT ONE THX.

[Perdogg]

Call it by its Castilian name, “Cesta Punta”.

[bigbob]

It’s a real hoot!

[sionnsar]

does not order an apple martini

What on God's green Earth is an "apple martini"? (Okay, I don't really want to know.)

[OneVike]

I thought the same thing, but then i found out that the gay rumors about him were just that rumors started in the last 15 years to make it seem he was gay, but they are all lies.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Made with hard cider rather than vermouth? Uses a crab apple in place of an olive?

[sionnsar]

Make it both and you might have something. Especially since the crabapples I knew as a kid were large enough you’d have to have a substantial glass for the liquid!

[bigheadfred]

8.) A Retrosexual or Neosexual man uses a barber named Bill to get a hair cut, not a hair stylist with a lisp named Rauel.

Okay if I have my licensed cosmetologist daughter cut my hair cause I PAID for her schooling and I demand a return on my investment?

[anymouse]

[Tanniker Smith]

2.) A Retrosexual or Neosexual, no matter what the women insists, always pays for the damn date.

The Sexist Pig always allows a woman who offers to pay half. Refusing her could upset her and she might refuse you later. Instead, you should use the money to buy her a gift.
For example, take her out to dinner again next weekend and you get to nail her twice for the same money.
(from The Sexist Pig's Guide to Chivalry)

[Former War Criminal]

Real men don’t have time to read 50 rules.

[Tom Hawks]

There are always exceptions to the rule, and i always say that when a daughter is involved, allowing her to screw up your hair is just fine.