[Darksheare]

I’ve had it happen and gone “What the..”
Then the missus comes by, grabs my ice cream, and runs.
That too is a mystery.

[Madame Dufarge]

That's not a mystery, it's covered under the Divine Rights of Wives, and also includes getting the all-soft-edges brownies from the pan.

I'd link to it, but men aren't allowed to see it.