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Incriminating Emails Link Groundhog To Climate Change Hoax (satire of the lowest sort)
DotPenn.com ^ | 02-03-2010 | Sven Waring

Posted on 02/03/2010 1:34:36 AM PST by SvenWaring

Handlers for Punxsutawney Phil are scrambling to explain a group of emails that indicate the forecasting rodent has faked his climate change predictions.

"If I wrote it in steel. If I wrote it in cement," said Dunston Leeds, spokesperson for Phil. "The answer would be the same. No comment."

Phil, who reportedly saw his shadow yesterday, is forecasting six more weeks of winter and a spiraling budget deficit. However, in one email Phil tells a shrew in East Anglia University that recent evidence contradicted his six-week slide in temperature.

"Data, schmata," Phil wrote. "I have grant checks I gotta cash."

(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Education; Science; Society
KEYWORDS: climatechange; groundhogday

1 posted on 02/03/2010 1:34:38 AM PST by SvenWaring
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To: SvenWaring

Maybe Michael E. Mann should hire Punxsutawney Phil to get some expert help for a change.


2 posted on 02/03/2010 8:04:36 AM PST by dearolddad
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