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What Do Barney Miller and IPCC chief Rajendra Pachauri Have In Common?
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/?p=1731 ^ | William M. Briggs

Posted on 01/25/2010 6:25:15 AM PST by mattstat

In 1977, on the Barney Miller episode “Blizzard”—for those under 40: a cop sitcom—a man who was poking people with a sharp stick was arrested.

The man wanted to bring “awareness” to people, to “wake them up” about the coming ice age.

As he was being booked, he told Sgt. Dietrich, “Did you know that the polar ice cap is increasing at 46% per year?”

It was the end of the world.

But later it stopped snowing. The man was incredulous, beside himself. “Years of research and study, measurements and observations. Could it be all wrong?”

Dietrich told him the snow had turned into a heavy rain. “A flood!” the man said, “That’s it!” Captain Miller said to him, “Never say die.”

(If you are in the States, you can watch the episode on Hulu.)

In 2007, on The IPCC Show—for those over 40: a quasi-government revue—a man in need of a sense of humor is awarded a Peace Prize.

The man wanted to bring “awareness” to people, to “wake them up” about the coming heat wave.

As he was being honored, he told VP Gore, “Did you know that the Himalayan glaciers are decreasing at an alarming rate? They will be gone by 2035.”

It was the end of the world.

But later the temperature went down. The man was incredulous, beside himself. “Years of research and study, measurements and observations. Could it be all wrong?”

A newspaper man told him that glaciers were actually growing. “An ice age!” the man said, “That’s it!” The UN leader Ban Ki-moon said to him, “Never say die.”

(If you are on the internet, you can watch the episode on the Telegraph.)

Actually, it’s funnier than that...

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TOPICS: Politics; Science
KEYWORDS: barneymiller; globalwarming; ipcc

1 posted on 01/25/2010 6:25:16 AM PST by mattstat
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To: mattstat

Oh, for those halcyon days when the people who wrote TV situation comedies were not only witty, but actually had working brain parts and were able to think logically.


2 posted on 01/25/2010 6:30:19 AM PST by La Lydia
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To: mattstat

Dietrich was my favorite character on Barney Miller.

3 posted on 01/25/2010 6:35:55 AM PST by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: La Lydia

..... “Barney Miller”, funny, intelligent, and relatively even-handed for the day, has a place in my personal pantheon of great TV comedy series.


4 posted on 01/25/2010 6:36:06 AM PST by Senator John Blutarski (The progress of government: republic, democracy, technocracy, bureaucracy, plutocracy, kleptocracy,)
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To: La Lydia
Oh, for those halcyon days when the people who wrote TV situation comedies were not only witty, but actually had working brain parts and were able to think logically.
Oh, for those halcyon days when scientists who performed research were not only ethical, but actually had working brain parts and were able to think apolically.
5 posted on 01/25/2010 6:42:59 AM PST by kidd (Obama: The triumph of hope over evidence)
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To: kidd

...and then those scientists figured out how to get a salary raise by lying and otherwise manipulating the truth, thus changing themselves from scientists into whores.


6 posted on 01/25/2010 6:47:11 AM PST by Pecos
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To: Rummyfan

When a fast-food clerk ask my name for a order, I tell them Wojciehowicz.


7 posted on 01/25/2010 6:51:49 AM PST by Deaf Smith
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To: Rummyfan

Wojo was a Detroit boy, so I’m kind of partial.


8 posted on 01/25/2010 7:07:28 AM PST by SJSAMPLE
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To: mattstat; mmanager; FreedomPoster; carolinablonde; bamahead; SteamShovel; SolitaryMan; ...
 


Beam me to Planet Gore !

9 posted on 01/25/2010 7:14:31 AM PST by steelyourfaith (FReepers were opposed to Obama even before it was cool to be against Obama.)
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To: mattstat

http://www.hulu.com/watch/47940/barney-miller-blizzard


10 posted on 01/25/2010 7:35:17 AM PST by Leisler (We are in the best of hands)
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To: SJSAMPLE

Me too, for the same reason.


11 posted on 01/25/2010 7:54:08 AM PST by mattstat (http://wmbriggs.com)
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To: mattstat

Werewolf prisoner: “I gotta go to Weeeerrrrkkk.”


12 posted on 01/25/2010 8:49:19 AM PST by Only1choice____Freedom (FDR had the New Deal. President 0bama has the Raw Deal.)
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To: mattstat

That episode was on TV Land last night. It was great in it’s trashing of the modern envirowacko.

BTW, I had dinner at a table next to Hal Linden years ago. I didn’t want to interrupt his family time but I told my table mates that Barney Miller was one of my all time favorite shows.


13 posted on 01/25/2010 9:32:07 AM PST by cyclotic (Boy Scouts-Developing Leaders in a World of Followers.)
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To: Deaf Smith

Do you tell them it’s spelled just like it sounds?


14 posted on 01/25/2010 9:53:24 AM PST by Vroomfondel
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To: La Lydia

What, are you saying mocking conservatives and traditional values ISN’T the same thing as humor??


15 posted on 01/25/2010 9:53:26 AM PST by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: Rummyfan

I think I liked everybody except Levitt. He was annoying.


16 posted on 01/25/2010 9:57:58 AM PST by Still Thinking (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: La Lydia

I get an hour (1/2 hour back to back) of Barney Miller on Sunday’s. Its from the 70’s and still funny and could apply to today...great writting...not at all dated, and not politically correct...


17 posted on 01/25/2010 11:38:29 AM PST by goat granny
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To: Deaf Smith

Now that is funny, but spelling it could be a bitch...


18 posted on 01/25/2010 11:40:26 AM PST by goat granny
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To: All

One of the best theme songs ever....


19 posted on 01/25/2010 11:40:30 AM PST by Maverick68
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